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Started by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE, September 27, 2010, 03:44:19 AM

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#45
September 30, 2010, 03:13:38 AM
WTF?! Since when do I have to sacrifice to you?!  :argh!: ITS MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE!
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Nephew Twiddleton

#46
September 30, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:13:38 AM
WTF?! Since when do I have to sacrifice to you?!  :argh!: ITS MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE!

Total omnipotence=Exclusive omnipotence. I will do the terrible wrath.

Get that fire going. And make sure that libation bowl is spotless.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#47
September 30, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
FINE! But all you're getting is my sacrificial poo. So NYEH! :p
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Nephew Twiddleton

#48
September 30, 2010, 03:23:26 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
FINE! But all you're getting is my sacrificial poo. So NYEH! :p

Omnipotence means it's going to become chicken covered in habanero sauce.

And that's before you poop it out.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#49
September 30, 2010, 03:30:59 AM
Free will means it will be after.  :lulz:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Nephew Twiddleton

#50
September 30, 2010, 03:32:29 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:30:59 AM
Free will means it will be after.  :lulz:

What are you on about?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

#51
September 30, 2010, 03:34:24 AM
1. I wish for Blight's Omnipotence.
2. He can't wish it back.
3. No one else can wish it from me.
:lulz:

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#52
September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Phox

#53
September 30, 2010, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.

Doesn't matter, I have my corpse. Omnipotence or not, that post served its purpose.

Nephew Twiddleton

#54
September 30, 2010, 05:21:05 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.

Doesn't matter, I have my corpse. Omnipotence or not, that post served its purpose.

You realize that this creates a paradox owing to the fact that my request was for exclusive omnipotence.

I also still have the power of time travel, and can go back in time and prevent you from making this ineffective wish.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#55
September 30, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 05:05:20 PM
I'll take the following:

1. $10 billion, 10 billon EUR, and 10 pesos.
2. Fully functioning time machine that goes both to the future and the past

I'll get back to you about number three after a mad spree at the bookies and I buy the world.

3. Full godhood and omnipotence that cannot be usurped from me or shared without my permission, begining with the origin of the universe and spanning until I see fit to destroy it.


Time travel is a bitch, Pho.

Suck it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

#56
September 30, 2010, 05:30:57 AM
Ha! Brilliant work, my good Doktor! Brilliant Work indeed!
Insanity we trust.

Nephew Twiddleton

#57
September 30, 2010, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:30:57 AM
Ha! Brilliant work, my good Doktor! Brilliant Work indeed!

I knew that time machine would be handy for more than just gambling.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

#58
September 30, 2010, 05:37:38 AM
This device can send you into the future, yes?
Insanity we trust.

Nephew Twiddleton

#59
September 30, 2010, 05:40:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:37:38 AM
This device can send you into the future, yes?

Yes, why?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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