Three Wishes

[The Wizard]

You should check the future here out; see what everyone's doing, say, a year from now.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hmm....

I'll make an expedition over the weekend and report back.

[Don Coyote]

That is not wise. Trust me.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That is not wise. Trust me.

Which part?

[The Wizard]

Good good. I'm interested in how things will end up. My own plot-lines for example; do I get my revenge, do I turn back to the side of good, do I die one too many times and stay down? Much to be learned.

That is not wise. Trust me.

You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That is not wise. Trust me.

You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?

Truth, especially where I am a more approachable deity. That said, I didn't ask for wisdom, and I can be reasoned with.

Besides, this might lead to an interesting recon mission.

[Don Coyote]

Good good. I'm interested in how things will end up. My own plot-lines for example; do I get my revenge, do I turn back to the side of good, do I die one too many times and stay down? Much to be learned.

That is not wise. Trust me.

You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?

To say that he is a space mollusk would be wrong. Yes he does have cephalopodic characteristics but he does not dwell in what we term space.
Also, I do not worship him. He conveys messages through me, which incidentally protects me from most of your machinations. The only downside is...of no concern to mortals.

Or Coyote is pranking me.

[The Wizard]

Or Coyote is pranking me.

He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.

[Don Coyote]

Or Coyote is pranking me.

He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.

Calling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.

[The Wizard]

Calling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.

Either way, he's still not going to help you much out hear.

[Don Coyote]

Calling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.

Either way, he's still not going to help you much out hear.

That's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.

[The Wizard]

That's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.

Fair enough.

I'm off to bed. Night folks, and remember,

NO ONE IS SAFE

[Don Coyote]

That's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.

Fair enough.

I'm off to bed. Night folks, and remember,

NO ONE IS SAFE

Especially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.

[The Wizard]

Especially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.

You interrupt my sleep, Bovine Shellfish god, and you'll regret it.

I've got your number, Old thing, I've got your number.

[Don Coyote]

Especially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.

You interrupt my sleep, Bovine Shellfish god, and you'll regret it.

I've got your number, Old thing, I've got your number.

You know, it could be considered, MAD to threaten and insult a not-worldly being of his magnitude. Maybe he has already given you his deepest caresses, and thus implanted the seeds of your INSANITY in your darkest places.