A discordian take on this please...

[Doktor Howl]

I normally wouldn't, except there's yet no proof that this noob is Pop Tart.  Until a mod has done some IP checking, it's just an assumption and could be alienating an innocent noob.

I'll check on it when I get home.

Might be legit. 

We'll see if it's a live IP tomorrow.

[Jasper]

Hopefully he finds it worth his time to come back, if he is.

[LyingTruth]

Depends on what you mean by Discordian.  We have a different playbook around here.

I am new to this Discordian deal and rather curious infact.
My fuzzy and chaotic knowledge of Discordianism - so far -
is that order and disorder are illusions; only chaos exists.
Please correct me if I'm wrong (^_^).

I've been wondering, if it is possible to arrange a deck of cards
into perfect disorder or order. My wildest guess is that there
will always be some chaotic 'leftovers' in this experiment,
which then means that chaos rules. Ahem, do I make any sense at all?
   
In reply to your question btw. - hey, I don't really know...any distorded Discordian
view would do, I guess. Thanks for making me feel welcome. Much appreciated C",)

[LyingTruth]

I normally wouldn't, except there's yet no proof that this noob is Pop Tart.  Until a mod has done some IP checking, it's just an assumption and could be alienating an innocent noob.

I'd rather think of myself as being an Orio; always welcoming the urge - of some people - to tear me apart.
Noob - moi? Pull the other one mate C",)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Depends on what you mean by Discordian.  We have a different playbook around here.

I am new to this Discordian deal and rather curious infact.
My fuzzy and chaotic knowledge of Discordianism - so far -
is that order and disorder are illusions; only chaos exists.
Please correct me if I'm wrong (^_^).

I've been wondering, if it is possible to arrange a deck of cards
into perfect disorder or order. My wildest guess is that there
will always be some chaotic 'leftovers' in this experiment,
which then means that chaos rules. Ahem, do I make any sense at all?
   
In reply to your question btw. - hey, I don't really know...any distorded Discordian
view would do, I guess. Thanks for making me feel welcome. Much appreciated C",)

If you can recognize suits and count, you can arrange a deck of cards in an orderly fashion.

[LyingTruth]

I normally wouldn't, except there's yet no proof that this noob is Pop Tart.  Until a mod has done some IP checking, it's just an assumption and could be alienating an innocent noob.

Then the polite thing to do, would be to give your opinion about the video.  

All I know is the idea of Emperor Palpatine wearing a Santa hat deeply disturbs me...

Just over a billion people follow this guy. Disturbing? Yes indeed, I feel you C",)

[LyingTruth]

Depends on what you mean by Discordian.  We have a different playbook around here.

I am new to this Discordian deal and rather curious infact.
My fuzzy and chaotic knowledge of Discordianism - so far -
is that order and disorder are illusions; only chaos exists.
Please correct me if I'm wrong (^_^).

I've been wondering, if it is possible to arrange a deck of cards
into perfect disorder or order. My wildest guess is that there
will always be some chaotic 'leftovers' in this experiment,
which then means that chaos rules. Ahem, do I make any sense at all?
   
In reply to your question btw. - hey, I don't really know...any distorded Discordian
view would do, I guess. Thanks for making me feel welcome. Much appreciated C",)

If you can recognize suits and count, you can arrange a deck of cards in an orderly fashion.

I somehow stand corrected, and yet there would be numerous ways of arranging a deck of cards in an 'orderly' fashion.
You merely pointed out the most common definition of a correct order.
How about arranging them prime numbers first and the others last?
It'd be 2,3,5,7,Jack,King,1,4,6,8,9,10,Dame.
In my belief there will always exist a hint of chaos in the -seemingly- most perfect systems. 

[LyingTruth]

I normally wouldn't, except there's yet no proof that this noob is Pop Tart.  Until a mod has done some IP checking, it's just an assumption and could be alienating an innocent noob.

I'll check on it when I get home.

Might be legit. 

We'll see if it's a live IP tomorrow.

I am 'a live' C",)

[LMNO]

Depends on what you mean by Discordian.  We have a different playbook around here.

I am new to this Discordian deal and rather curious infact.
My fuzzy and chaotic knowledge of Discordianism - so far -
is that order and disorder are illusions; only chaos exists.
Please correct me if I'm wrong (^_^).

I've been wondering, if it is possible to arrange a deck of cards
into perfect disorder or order. My wildest guess is that there
will always be some chaotic 'leftovers' in this experiment,
which then means that chaos rules. Ahem, do I make any sense at all?
   
In reply to your question btw. - hey, I don't really know...any distorded Discordian
view would do, I guess. Thanks for making me feel welcome. Much appreciated C",)

Since order is an illusion, it adheres to game rules.  Therefore, to achieve perfect order you invent a game rule ("Spades, Diamonds, Hearts, Clubs, 1-10, JQKA"), and then arrange the cards accordingly.

Likewise , to achieve perfect disorder, invent a game rule which contradicts what is available ("A deck of cards is made up of fish").

[Jasper]

LMNO has it.

Basically, order and disorder don't have absolute manifestations, except within the context they occur in.  You can have a deck of cards in any arbitrary order, and as long as they're arranged according to your rules of how to look at and organize the cards (the standard being suits and count), then that would be order.  Order and disorder, in other words, are just fancy ways of saying "following rules and breaking rules".  Chaos is what exists, order and disorder are conceptual tools for understanding it.

As I see it.

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

...and the above is to be ignored or what?

[The Johnny]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

...and the above is to be ignored or what?

I still think that its a mild attempt at an insult comparing rants -which this subforum is about- to neglecting reality.

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

...and the above is to be ignored or what?

I still think that its a mild attempt at an insult comparing rants -which this subforum is about- to neglecting reality.

I didn't intend to insult anyone. Maybe I placed my very brief rant in the wrong forum 

[The Johnny]

You made the video and audio?

[LyingTruth]

You made the video and audio?

No, I am not David Chandler.
I guess I think I presume I know, where this is leading...damn, Deja-vu again