A discordian take on this please...

[Doktor Howl]

What happened to the conspiracy that we knew Pearl was going to be attacked and let it happen so American citizens wouldn't bitch about going to war with Japan?

Funny thing is there was two chances to not have it be suprise buttsex, first one when we broke their code but didn't do anything except remove VIPs because we didn't want them to know we broke it. Second one was when Japan had their planes a few miles out, they called and warned us, because they didn't want to bomb people just the buildings and planes... but for propaganda reasons we had to ignore that one cause it made putting them into camps easier

Nope.  Their embassador tried to tell us after the attack was launched, but Cordell Hull kept him cooling his heels for two hours.  There was no radio broadcast.

That's what they claim, but historian Raymone Stevens identified the actual culprit:

"When the President asked "Why didn't you give us warning"
The Ambassador replied "We try to warn you but we were stuck in traffic all morning...
Behind a little blue haired lady
in a big black Oldsmobile
you could barely see her tiny fingers
hanging on to the steering wheel
She wouldn't speed up
she wouldn't slow down
turn left or right or yield
That little blue haired lady
in a big black Oldsmobile

Too bad Ray Stevens turned into a Teabagger.

It is. I loved his music as a kid addicted to Dr Demento, however the politically active Stevens seems like something one might write a comedy song about

Though I did like "If 10 percent is good enough for Jesus, it ought to be enough for Uncle Sam"...

Figured you might.

Of course, the curse has taken hold, and his career is over.

[the last yatto]

Boggie da boodag