A Brief Explanation, part V of V

[Doktor Howl]

Dr Fu Manchu looked around at the wreckage of his base.  The heroes had been through, and once again trashed his property, his plans, and his entertainment system.

"Why must they always interfere?", he mused, "I'm only trying to have a bit of fun."

That's when he noticed a bloody bit of fur sticking out from under a death ray mount.  He gaped in horror, and strode over to the destroyed weapon.  Underneath it was the corpse of his beloved Newfoundland Dog, Tojo.

"That is the absolute fucking limit!", he cried, "NO MORE MISTER NICE VILLAIN."

Once back home, he began to move money, funding the start up of some interesting companies.  Halliburton, Exxon, Blackwater, and dozens of others.  If he couldn't conquer the world, he'd fucking BUY it.  Then he'd put the screws to all of those "hero" bastards that killed his beloved pet.  Oh, yes, just let them try to fight their own economic system...It would be like watching them kick themselves in the balls.  Fu Manchu grinned at the thought.  It wasn't a pleasant grin.

Tojo was a good dog, he mused.  Never shat on the carpet, stayed at his heel during walks, hardly ever ate the help.

They'll pay, those bastards, because that was also the shaggiest damn dog ever.  

The End.

[Freeky]

AND IT WAS THE SHAGGIEST DOG EVER.

[LMNO]

    

[Disco Pickle]

 

[Jenne]

Oh my god.    I admit, I had to think about that for a few minutes. 

I love how this one is written, by the way.  You took the pulp fiction stuff to the WALL.  THE WALL.  Nice!

[Doktor Howl]

Please direct all hate mail and packages of poomp through my assistant, Mistress Freeky.  

Dok,
Is amazed that he was patient enough to wait 6 days for the punchline.

PS:  It still DOES represent my core values.

[Don Coyote]

 

[Richter]

HNNNNNAAAAAA!   HNAAAAAAAA!   Horrible Fucking Bastard!

Somebody needs a care package from Stephen the Pig's Used Implant lot.

[Doktor Howl]

HNNNNNAAAAAA!   HNAAAAAAAA!   Horrible Fucking Bastard!

Somebody needs a care package from Stephen the Pig's Used Implant lot.

I LIVE for moments like this.   

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I won't lie, I had to read it a couple of times....

You got me!   

I was no where near where you were with this.  Damn! 

I LOVE IT!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dammit Dok! 

I like it, dammit.

Gah. Back to the music writing.

[Eater of Clowns]

 

[Jasper]

Oh dod gammit fother mucking gibbity gobbety

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Doktor Howl]

And THAT, my friends, is victory!