ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:

[Jenne]

I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

You are right, but she could have at least been a distraction while we ran to hide 

I was hoping we finally just made her cry and take her toys and go home.  It all happened after I went home, so I don't know either.

[Doktor Howl]

I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

She was banned for spamming PMs.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

She was banned for spamming PMs.

Did she at least cry?

[Doktor Howl]

I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

She was banned for spamming PMs.

Did she at least cry?

Don't know, and don't care.

[Jenne]

Ah.  Yeah, I was wondering when she'd just implode.

[Richter]

I support ANYTHING that gets Enrico back.  That greasy bastard was a splendid pervert and bespangled faggot of the highest order.  Imelda took one look at him and became frigid, since no other man would match Enrico in her esteem, ever.  (This was when the shoe thing started.)

Understand, everyone, what it is you are sumoning. Dok knows, amny of the other posters too, but you newly arrived, do not clamor for that which you do not udnerstand.

Imagine playing a "Metal Gear Solid" game in the middle of a tepid Havanna brothel, or a Vegas stage show doused in crisco crossed with a South America junta.  Now imagine this brothel caters to EVERY client for everything, and in insistent that you participate in it all.  That's roughly what you're about to get.  

A "quiet day" with Enrico is like the Mardi Gras parade in Rio deciding they're going to run a train on you.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Now I really want to see some of this. 

Also Ruby would have been a GREAT sacrifice! 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Enrico is demanded.

[Triple Zero]

Hey ENRICO, how would you show MACHETE what's what?

[The Android]

[Richter]

The bastard's active on Facebook again.  Something about taking PCP and changing the salazorian anthem.  Obviously he's not come down enough to realize what he did to the flag. 

I do not put it past that horrific pervert to be doing this on purpose though.  He teases us, lilke the dominatrix teases before putting down the feathered wand and breaking out the blowtorch.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Its a Trap! They've been monitoring us and once Enrico shows back up they'll put a GPS on his Sacred Bull.

[Iason Ouabache]

Enrico has infected the Twitter now too: http://twitter.com/enricosalazar