List of Vengeance

[Phox]

Now that the body is safely in my possession, I should tell you that you have been double-crossed, Semaj. You see, Blight no longer has omnipotence. I do. I get a corpse to desecrate sanctify, but you get... NOTHING! Ta-ta.

*runs off with corpse, laughing maniacally*

[Don Coyote]

Hmm. Lady Nyx, I approve of you gift. The corpse of Dok Blight's body double is yours.

As for you, Wolf Cavalry, here's what I think of your gods.

Fried squid? I bet if you asked him, he would shit out a spawn for you batter and deep fry to your hearts congestion.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

 

I will offer the most beautiful beauty in all the world!!

[The Wizard]

Now that the body is safely in my possession, I should tell you that you have been double-crossed, Semaj. You see, Blight no longer has omnipotence. I do. I get a corpse to desecrate sanctify, but you get... NOTHING! Ta-ta.

*runs off with corpse, laughing maniacally*

Oh, I know Blight isn't omnipotent anymore. I read the entire thread, including the bit where you took his omnipotence. What you're carrying is a skinned orphan carcass stuffed with Beatles.

Now that the wannabee con woman has left, we may resume bidding. Blight, what do you have to offer?

[Phox]

Now that the body is safely in my possession, I should tell you that you have been double-crossed, Semaj. You see, Blight no longer has omnipotence. I do. I get a corpse to desecrate sanctify, but you get... NOTHING! Ta-ta.

*runs off with corpse, laughing maniacally*

Oh, I know Blight isn't omnipotent anymore. I read the entire thread, including the bit where you took his omnipotence. What you're carrying is a skinned orphan carcass stuffed with Beatles.

Now that the wannabee con woman has left, we may resume bidding. Blight, what do you have to offer?

Skinned orphan, eh? Stuffing John, Paul, Ringo, and George in there was an impressive feat. So I get three corpses, and two corpses to be. I am perfectly happy with this outcome. 

[The Wizard]

Skinned orphan, eh? Stuffing John, Paul, Ringo, and George in there was an impressive feat. So I get three corpses, and two corpses to be. I am perfectly happy with this outcome.

As am I. I needed to get rid of those bodies anyway, and this way I keep the corpse that is of real value.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

This is the first beauty I offer. *bows*

[Phox]

Skinned orphan, eh? Stuffing John, Paul, Ringo, and George in there was an impressive feat. So I get three corpses, and two corpses to be. I am perfectly happy with this outcome.

As am I. I needed to get rid of those bodies anyway, and this way I keep the corpse that is of real value.

Then I will leave you to your auction, Herr Doktor. Good night.

[The Wizard]

Good night.

[Eater of Clowns]

And suddenly we're here.

[The Wizard]

And suddenly we're here.

I do love it when reality mimics fiction. So who fits in what roles, do you think?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You go to eat a couple of hot dogs and watch some Mythbusters and you get this.

Well, I pointed out the contradiction in Lady Nyx's attempt at usurpation, and unlike other gods in the past, I at least try to hold to my word.

My offer is... Power over destructive storms, and a palace with a harem not to acceed 52 women and/or men.

[The Wizard]

Well, I pointed out the contradiction in Lady Nyx's attempt at usurpation, and unlike other gods in the past, I at least try to hold to my word.

My offer is... Power over destructive storms, and a palace with a harem not to acceed 52 women and/or men.

It was all just a part of the plan. A harem and Storm God Powers? That is quite definitely worth a corpse.

Deal. Give me my tribute and then I'll give you the body.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, I pointed out the contradiction in Lady Nyx's attempt at usurpation, and unlike other gods in the past, I at least try to hold to my word.

My offer is... Power over destructive storms, and a palace with a harem not to acceed 52 women and/or men.

It was all just a part of the plan. A harem and Storm God Powers? That is quite definitely worth a corpse.

Deal. Give me my tribute and then I'll give you the body.

Done.

[The Wizard]

Show me my harem (all female please), while I practice my storm powers.



Hell yes! How do you like me now Kansas, how do you like me now!