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Started by The Wizard, September 29, 2010, 12:49:55 AM

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Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 03:22:09 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

I can haz corpse?

No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.

The hell are you talking about? I grew up Catholic. They have a patron saint of necrophilia. St. Bernadette. I'd be sanctifying the body.

The Wizard

I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.
Insanity we trust.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:23:35 AM
You could fix the body so they would never know!

Yeah, but I'd know and I try to look after the wishes of my body doubles. I mean, fuck, they're taking bullets and shit for me.

Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 03:22:09 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 03:19:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
QuoteThat's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

I can haz corpse?

No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.

The hell are you talking about? I grew up Catholic. They have a patron saint of necrophilia. St. Bernadette. I'd be sanctifying the body.

Leave it to the French. They'll fuck anything.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:26:09 AM
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

Name it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:26:09 AM
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

Now you're talking like a villain! Let me think up a suitable gift....

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 03:26:09 AM
I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

What do you require, oh master?
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Nephew Twiddleton

Bear in mind that my omnipotence has been established in another thread.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 03:33:22 AM
Bear in mind that my omnipotence has been established in another thread.

Not anymore.   :evil:

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

pfft, your omnipotence hasn't been proven anywhere!  :lol:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Phox

Oh, which reminds me. My gift;: I offer once, and only once. Blight's omnipotence, with the restriction that it has no power over me.

The Wizard

QuoteOh, which reminds me. My gift;: I offer once, and only once. Blight's omnipotence, with the restriction that it has no power over me.

Show me the thread in which this omnipotence is shown. Then I'll consider your gift.
Insanity we trust.


Don Coyote

OH MOST AMUSING BUT SOFT MORTALS. YOU KNOW NOT OF THE TRUEST OF THE DEPTHS OF THE MADNESS THAT IS MOST UNREALNESS OF MY MIGHTINESS. YOUR POINTLESS GAMES OF EVIL WILL AVAIL YOU NAUGHT AS WHEN IT IS TIME ALL SHALL BE ALL GRASS BEFORE MINE OWN MOUTHS, TO BE PLUCKED AND WITH MINE OWN GREAT AND TERRIBLE TENTACLES, TO BE CHEWED WITH MINE OWN GREAT AND POWERFUL TEETH AND TO BE FINALLY DIGESTED AND REDIGESTED IN MY MANIFOLD DIGESTIVE ORGANS THAT ARE LIKE UNTO ENTIRE UNIVERSES OF MADNESS AND DESPAIR. OH PLEAD NOW FOR CLEMENCY AND YOUR MIND SHALL BE THE FIRST THINGS TO BE DEVOURED INSTEAD OF BEING AS UNTO CUD THAT I MIGHT CHEW YOUR FRAGILE EXCUSES FOR EGO AND SELF UNTIL IT A DAMP SODDEN MASS OF SHATTERED NIGHTMARES.

Phox

Shut up, you impotent tentacled bovine. Destroy us, if that is your aim, but spare us the cliche speeches and empty threats.

The Wizard

Hmm. Lady Nyx, I approve of you gift. The corpse of Dok Blight's body double is yours.

As for you, Wolf Cavalry, here's what I think of your gods.

Insanity we trust.