List of Vengeance

[Phox]

That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

I can haz corpse?

No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.

The hell are you talking about? I grew up Catholic. They have a patron saint of necrophilia. St. Bernadette. I'd be sanctifying the body.

[The Wizard]

I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You could fix the body so they would never know!

Yeah, but I'd know and I try to look after the wishes of my body doubles. I mean, fuck, they're taking bullets and shit for me.

That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

I can haz corpse?

No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.

The hell are you talking about? I grew up Catholic. They have a patron saint of necrophilia. St. Bernadette. I'd be sanctifying the body.

Leave it to the French. They'll fuck anything.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

Name it.

[Phox]

I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

Now you're talking like a villain! Let me think up a suitable gift....

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I require a gift before I relinquish the corpse! Whoever provides the best gift gets to do as they please with him.

What do you require, oh master?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Bear in mind that my omnipotence has been established in another thread.

[Phox]

Bear in mind that my omnipotence has been established in another thread.

Not anymore.   

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

pfft, your omnipotence hasn't been proven anywhere! 

[Phox]

Oh, which reminds me. My gift;: I offer once, and only once. Blight's omnipotence, with the restriction that it has no power over me.

[The Wizard]

Oh, which reminds me. My gift;: I offer once, and only once. Blight's omnipotence, with the restriction that it has no power over me.

Show me the thread in which this omnipotence is shown. Then I'll consider your gift.

[Phox]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26665.30

[Don Coyote]

OH MOST AMUSING BUT SOFT MORTALS. YOU KNOW NOT OF THE TRUEST OF THE DEPTHS OF THE MADNESS THAT IS MOST UNREALNESS OF MY MIGHTINESS. YOUR POINTLESS GAMES OF EVIL WILL AVAIL YOU NAUGHT AS WHEN IT IS TIME ALL SHALL BE ALL GRASS BEFORE MINE OWN MOUTHS, TO BE PLUCKED AND WITH MINE OWN GREAT AND TERRIBLE TENTACLES, TO BE CHEWED WITH MINE OWN GREAT AND POWERFUL TEETH AND TO BE FINALLY DIGESTED AND REDIGESTED IN MY MANIFOLD DIGESTIVE ORGANS THAT ARE LIKE UNTO ENTIRE UNIVERSES OF MADNESS AND DESPAIR. OH PLEAD NOW FOR CLEMENCY AND YOUR MIND SHALL BE THE FIRST THINGS TO BE DEVOURED INSTEAD OF BEING AS UNTO CUD THAT I MIGHT CHEW YOUR FRAGILE EXCUSES FOR EGO AND SELF UNTIL IT A DAMP SODDEN MASS OF SHATTERED NIGHTMARES.

[Phox]

Shut up, you impotent tentacled bovine. Destroy us, if that is your aim, but spare us the cliche speeches and empty threats.

[The Wizard]

Hmm. Lady Nyx, I approve of you gift. The corpse of Dok Blight's body double is yours.

As for you, Wolf Cavalry, here's what I think of your gods.