List of Vengeance

[Freeky]

Ummm...

If I beat Dok, am I a good guy or a bad guy? He does enjoy it.

[The Wizard]

It's the hairdo.

Use it to your advantage.

...Okay. Greetings Doktor. I do believe my Reign of Terror has gone off to a good start, don't you think?

I was going to say the coat, but that works too.

It's a U.S. Officers coat from WWII.

[Doktor Howl]

But you look like a Canadian...

What?

It's the hairdo.

Use it to your advantage.

I was going to say the coat, but that works too.

Canada has only two haircuts.  One for women, and one for men.  The women all look like a young Anne Murray, and the men HAVE to look like Andy Gibb, circa 1977.

[Doktor Howl]

It's the hairdo.

Use it to your advantage.

...Okay. Greetings Doktor. I do believe my Reign of Terror has gone off to a good start, don't you think?

Well, lots of threats have been issued.

In 5 days, I begin my reign of terror. 

[Doktor Howl]

Ummm...

If I beat Dok, am I a good guy or a bad guy?

Yes.

[The Wizard]

Well, lots of threats have been issued.

In 5 days, I begin my reign of terror.  

And I took out EoC, and scared both Cainad and Doktor Blight into hiding. Pretty good night's work.

[Freeky]

Ummm...

If I beat Dok, am I a good guy or a bad guy?

Yes.

Yay, ambiguity!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's the hairdo.

Use it to your advantage.

...Okay. Greetings Doktor. I do believe my Reign of Terror has gone off to a good start, don't you think?

I was going to say the coat, but that works too.

It's a U.S. Officers coat from WWII.

I have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.

[The Wizard]

I have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.

I'm not Canadian.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, lots of threats have been issued.

In 5 days, I begin my reign of terror.  

And I took out EoC, and scared both Cainad and Doktor Blight into hiding. Pretty good night's work.

Tactical retreat.
Because I was banging your robot when you weren't looking.

[Freeky]

I have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.

I'm not Canadian.

Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?

[The Wizard]

Tactical retreat.
Because I was banging your robot when you weren't looking.

Which almost got you castrated by said robot, as well as narrowly avoiding contracting anthrax from a kiss.

Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?

Tracking him down as we speak. He'll pay, THEY'LL ALL PAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have a Soviet Navy coat. Doesn't mean I'm Russian. Just means I get cold.

I'm not Canadian.

Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?

Actually that last statement is just pointing out that I'm not Russian, and that owning a military coat does not denote nationality.

[Doktor Howl]

So what if he is a Canadian?  He still makes a great villain, and I won't have you guys bashing my new partner in crime just because he lives in an uncharted wasteland.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Tactical retreat.
Because I was banging your robot when you weren't looking.

Which almost got you castrated by said robot, as well as narrowly avoiding contracting anthrax from a kiss.

Dude, he keeps calling you a Canadian. Seriously, are you gonna take that?

Tracking him down as we speak. He'll pay, THEY'LL ALL PAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

a) My dick was safe. It was my lips that were in danger because you commanded nun bot to give me a kiss.
b) Bring it.