Alan Grayson, save our schools!!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

So we all know Alan Grayson, FL's congressman.
Well he's been playing these horrible commercials lately to get us to vote for him again and somehow he's managed to make himself creepier and more ogre-ish than ever before.
I don't have a video, but he's got a commercial with himself and a bunch of kids on a playground and well.. you can't look at the guy and not think Pogo the clown. Or Pogo the Shrek.
The kids all chant "Alan Grayson save our schools!" and crowd around him like the kids in Come to daddy to that beast thing...


So I challenge you, PD, to a "Make Alan Grayson so fucking creepy even I wouldn't vote for him" slammatious WOMP-a-thon.

I'll start---

Ha ha, ope.. got your foot. Oh I'm just playin with ya little Johnny.
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Do you know who the fuck I am?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

PS- yes I'm still voting for him

[Suu]

He's so fucked up. Forever.

[Lies]

I read this as "Alan Grayson, save our souls".

I'm guessing that wasn't un-intentional on his part.