Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.

[Don Coyote]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

That is because the Welsh are people too you .

[Doktor Howl]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

[Freeky]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.

[Doktor Howl]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

That is because the Welsh are people too you .

Link?

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

*just laughs*

[Don Coyote]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.

You need to post that on some pagan boards.

[0]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

SODASCREEN

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

 

[Cuddlefish]

  I fucking love this. Too many good ones to quote!

[Iason Ouabache]

Iason:  Mugs old ladies, beats retarded kids, bested me at ferret-legging.

More to follow.

First two have yet to be proven in a court of law. Last one, the secret is to shave your legs beforehand.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.

No, no, being a Celt is a lifestyle choice. Irish happens by unfortunate accident, as does Welsh and Canadian.
I was proven wrong on the first point too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

[Suu]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.

Perhaps she's confusing the Irish, Welsh, and Canadians with actual people, like PETA does with chickens.

Being Welsh, Irish, or Canadian is a lifestyle choice. And speaking as a mother, I find that to be morally offensive.

No, no, being a Celt is a lifestyle choice. Irish happens by unfortunate accident, as does Welsh and Canadian.
I was proven wrong on the first point too.

Amazing discoveries happening on PD everyday!

[Lies]

Cainad:  Spells his name wrong just to piss me off.

Dancing Pickle:  Libertarian.

Vexation:  Vexes me, gets pissy at me for being pissy.

Peleus:  Secretly lives in Portland.

Vartox:  Has a better avatar than I do.

Badbeast:  Anarchist.  Also quotes bad music.  Should be exiled to the Isle of Wight.

Thurnez:  IRC junkie, never stops in to say hello.

Risus:  Named himself after a candy bar.

Roaring Biscuit:  Calls soccer "football".

Rumckle:  Came up with a better cabal name than I did.

Bones:  Lives upside down.  Just to show off.

Lysergic:  See Bones.  Fucking kangaroos.

EOT:  Dropped out of character this morning.

Telarus:  Is too fucking nice all the time.

Lord Glittersnatch:  Isn't too fucking nice all the time.

More to follow.

What? I'm second to bones? I feel doubly insulted now. He doesn't even post as much as I do.

[Adios]

Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.

I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

Your shelf life expired last century.