O'Keefe is in the news again, this time with a plan even stupider than before.

[Durivan]

Another James O'Keefe (The ACORN pimp) plan fails, this one making less sense than ever.
It seem CNN is doing a report on young republicans.  A group O'Keefe is involved with was making a music video and CNN requested to film there.
O'Keefe sets up to meet with the reporter to supposedly discus the request.  But apparently that wasn't his plan at all, his plan was to try and
embarrass the reporter by hitting on her and being really really creepy.  His plan failed when one of his accomplices chickened out tells the reporter about the plot.

The only thing I can think is this would be used for is blackmail to get CNN to make their story more favorable to O'Keefe and his group, or to release as a revenge if he doesn't like the story CNN puts out.  The plan is completely stupid, juvenile, and douchebaggy but those are pretty much O'Keefe's main qualities. 

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/09/29/okeefe.cnn.prank/

[PANGO!]

I TAUGHT JAMES O'KEEFE EVERYTHING HE KNOWS WITH A MALLET AND AN ICE PICK. For more about how to make people smarter by draining all the Stupid Blood out of their heads by cracking their skulls open, consult my bestselling book, HEALTH AND MALBEING: ADVICE FOR THE DUMB AND RICH.

[Cain]

Mr O'Keefe seems to have an absurdly overrated estimation of his charms, it would seem.  Please to note, being able to lay the copy-girl for your college Republican rag =/= masterful seduction technique which transfers over to bedding CNN journalists.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This just fills me with so much glee.

[Iason Ouabache]

Mr O'Keefe seems to have an absurdly overrated estimation of his charms, it would seem.  Please to note, being able to lay the copy-girl for your college Republican rag =/= masterful seduction technique which transfers over to bedding CNN journalists.

The fact that he tried to use "a condom jar, dildos, posters and paintings of naked women, fuzzy handcuffs" and a blindfold shows me that he has probably never bedded a woman before in his life.

[Durivan]

I don't think anyone would assume that that "plan" would work, including O'Keefe.  I assumed he wasn't trying to actually bed her, but just really creep her out and see her reaction.

[Nast]

I wish this was about Georgia O'Keefe, and her plan to embarrass reporters with her vaginally suggestive flower paintings.

[Disco Pickle]

I wish this was about Georgia O'Keefe, and her plan to embarrass reporters with her vaginally suggestive flower paintings.

what I really wanted, deep in my heart, for this to be about.

[Nast]

She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."

[Disco Pickle]

She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."

seriously?

[Kai]

She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."

seriously?

What, it confuses you that penis is far more interesting for some people?

[Disco Pickle]

She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."

seriously?

What, it confuses you that penis is far more interesting for some people?

nope, that part's easy.  hell, there's been plenty of times my own penis was far more interesting to me than vagina (and caused me less trouble) claiming to not even know what a vagina LOOKS like is confusing.

[Cain]

I have it on the authority of a high ranking Republican blogger that vaginas looks like "bacon and playdoh".  So I don't know what he's been looking at, but I'm pretty sure it's not what everyone else calls a vagina.

[Disco Pickle]

I have it on the authority of a high ranking Republican blogger that vaginas looks like "bacon and playdoh".  So I don't know what he's been looking at, but I'm pretty sure it's not what everyone else calls a vagina.

i can't even begin to imagine how to begin to wrap my head around that. 

saying that a vagina looks like bacon gives bacon a bad name. 

I WILL HEAR NO ILL SPOKEN OF BACON!

dammnit.  now I'm hungry.

[LMNO]

I'm not picky; I'll eat either one.