Hey, you.

[Adios]

I have a note from my shrink. It says I got over that thing with my left hand.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

YES.

If you don't, Ima nude Portland.  And then tell everyone you invited me.

  They'll lynch me!

I am hoping that we can do it NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT next time. Because not only was Tucson 110°, but also I missed summer in Portland. The whole thing.

[Phox]

Semaj did it, not me! 

[Doktor Howl]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

YES.

If you don't, Ima nude Portland.  And then tell everyone you invited me.

  They'll lynch me!

I am hoping that we can do it NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT next time. Because not only was Tucson 110°, but also I missed summer in Portland. The whole thing.

So come down in March or April, if you can manage it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The tourism brochure said I could.  It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.

I didn't though.  We must show some restraint, after all.

That was no tourism brochure.  That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!

WAIT

Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?

Yes.  You didn't notice the kitchen?  It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.

Oh yeah, that.

Shit.

Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...

YES.

If you don't, Ima nude Portland.  And then tell everyone you invited me.

  They'll lynch me!

I am hoping that we can do it NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT next time. Because not only was Tucson 110°, but also I missed summer in Portland. The whole thing.

So come down in March or April, if you can manage it.

We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. 

[Doktor Howl]

We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. 

Hence the "If you can manage it" part.

Spring or fall, though.  NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. 

Hence the "If you can manage it" part.

Spring or fall, though.  NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.

Well, that would be an excuse to go, I guess... it might even pay for itself.

[Freeky]

We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. 

Hence the "If you can manage it" part.

Spring or fall, though.  NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.

assuming there is still a gem show.

[Doktor Howl]

We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. 

Hence the "If you can manage it" part.

Spring or fall, though.  NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.

assuming there is still a gem show.

There has to be.  How else will we fuck our City up for 6 weeks?

[Juana]

I actually kind of want to go to that gem show at some point.

[Doktor Howl]

I actually kind of want to go to that gem show at some point.

In a similar vein, I actually kind of want to drive 6" nails into both of my kneecaps at some point.

[Juana]

  Nevertheless.

[Richter]

Whhhy?

Inhaling various conflagration fumes SUCKS is why!

[Triple Zero]

Cut that shit out.  This instant.

What, that's completely legal over here.

(If you're at least 12, and got your Veterstrikdiploma)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cut that shit out.  This instant.

What, that's completely legal over here.

(If you're at least 12, and got your Veterstrikdiploma)

What isn't?