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Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2010, 01:25:22 am »
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In case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

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« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2010, 01:27:29 am »
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In case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!

Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
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« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2010, 01:28:05 am »
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Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.

This is true.

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« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2010, 01:28:17 am »
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In case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!

Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.
I'd watch it.
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Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2010, 01:34:50 am by Doktor James Semaj »
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« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2010, 02:12:06 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


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« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2010, 02:13:15 am »

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Spandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.
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« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2010, 02:13:40 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


20 year old spandex-clad man found beaten to death with shitty sticks.  More at 11.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2010, 02:14:07 am »

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Spandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.

Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2010, 02:15:48 am »
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Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.

Oh well. If it wasn't risky it wouldn't be fun.
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Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2010, 02:16:21 am »

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Spandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.

Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.

What he said. It even says in the TM and on the armor, WILL NOT STOP A KNIFE. Unless you plan on running around in a 15th century harness AND a SAPI plate carrier.
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Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2010, 02:17:17 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2010, 02:19:57 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.

Ya I saw that. Serve him right if he got some hot sparks in his eyes.
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« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2010, 02:21:48 am »
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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