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This thread is now about Furries, for some reason. Formerly: "So. Anonymous."

Started by Alfred Rhazi, November 07, 2008, 05:45:33 PM

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Cain

#480
November 17, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Socrates is a mortal.
All furries are mortal.
Ergo, beastiality is morally acceptable because fucking animals is an inquiry into truth by limited creatures in a complex Universe.

hashNslack

#481
November 17, 2008, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 16, 2008, 06:25:06 PM
wtf is that riding the black sow?!
is it a meatball with a lemon for a head?
:?

Well, that's just one of the great mysteries that perhaps we shall never solve.  That's what it looks like to me, though.  I'm also concerned by the expression of sheer terror (or something) on the face of the turkey..

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#482
November 18, 2008, 01:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Socrates is a mortal.
All furries are mortal.
Ergo, beastiality is morally acceptable because fucking animals is an inquiry into truth by limited creatures in a complex Universe.

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Faust

#483
November 18, 2008, 01:13:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Socrates is a mortal.
All furries are mortal.
Ergo, beastiality is morally acceptable because fucking animals is an inquiry into truth by limited creatures in a complex Universe.

finally, now I can go sodomize camels with impunity.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#484
November 18, 2008, 03:22:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 18, 2008, 01:13:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Socrates is a mortal.
All furries are mortal.
Ergo, beastiality is morally acceptable because fucking animals is an inquiry into truth by limited creatures in a complex Universe.

finally, now I can go sodomize camels with impunity.

Your sig makes me want to wear nothing but womens underwear and steel toe boots and go batshit on a subway with a chainsaw.

Just thought I'd get around to mentioning that.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#485
November 18, 2008, 04:27:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2008, 03:22:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 18, 2008, 01:13:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Socrates is a mortal.
All furries are mortal.
Ergo, beastiality is morally acceptable because fucking animals is an inquiry into truth by limited creatures in a complex Universe.

finally, now I can go sodomize camels with impunity.

Your sig makes me want to wear nothing but womens underwear and steel toe boots and go batshit on a subway with a chainsaw.

Just thought I'd get around to mentioning that.

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Cain

#486
October 05, 2010, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 17, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Socrates is a mortal.
All furries are mortal.
Ergo, beastiality is morally acceptable because fucking animals is an inquiry into truth by limited creatures in a complex Universe.

I need to make more arguments like this one.

Also, LOL FURRIES

Triple Zero

#487
October 05, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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