WARNING

[Lies]

DO NOT FEED THE HOMELESS, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS TOWARDS YOUR FELLOW MAN, BEING A PHILANTHROPIST WILL GIVE YOU A CRIMINAL RECORD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my fucking holy fuck. Fuckers!

[Doktor Howl]

Holy shit.

Even for Florida, that's pretty fucked up.

[Don Coyote]

I say this guy and his crew are good people, moreso because they are going to keep doing it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hope that the people there, especially churches, organize protest picnics. I want to see the papers run stories about the police busting up church picnics.

[Don Coyote]

I hope that the people there, especially churches, organize protest picnics. I want to see the papers run stories about the police busting up church picnics.

I was wondering, because the wording in the news clip seemed to imply that ANYONE feeding more than 25 people at a time in a public place for any reason was illegal. So that would be awesome seeing the cop trying to bust up a church picnic.

[Jasper]

This will not stand. 

I ain't even going to make a bad joke about this.  It actually pisses me off.

[Juana]

Wow.

[Cain]

Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

[Doktor Howl]

This will not stand. 

Sure it will.  Your anger is irrelevant, given that the Orlando city council probably doesn't read PD.

Unless you are planning to, you know, DO something.  Write a letter.  Get others to write letters.  I will if you will.  Anything else you can think of would be listened to, at least by me.

But sitting here pissing and moaning means that it WILL in fact stand.

[Suu]

Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

You can't even take a tarpon out of the water when you catch one, you know. If you get caught...hefty fine.

Also: Orlando.

Says enough right there. We need to get Squiddy out of there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

[Richter]

Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

You can't even take a tampon out of the water when you catch one, you know. If you get caught...hefty fine.

AMIRITE?

[Freeky]

The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

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