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Started by Lies, October 05, 2010, 11:31:44 PM

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Nast

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

Huh what? From who? Why?

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Suu

Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 06, 2010, 05:11:19 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 06, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

You can't even take a tampon out of the water when you catch one, you know. If you get caught...hefty fine.



AMIRITE?

You need to call my brother, RIGHT NOW. He has stories.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 05:14:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

Huh what? From who? Why?



Einstein.  Physics rivalry, very sad.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut

Well, he's dead, and to paint him, you'd have to dig him up, which would probably upset the family.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This is the portrait in question:



Apparently it's illegal to sell it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut

Well, he's dead, and to paint him, you'd have to dig him up, which would probably upset the family.

:lulz:

Nast

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut

Well, he's dead, and to paint him, you'd have to dig him up, which would probably upset the family.

:lulz:

Oh dear.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:47:13 PM
This is the portrait in question:



Apparently it's illegal to sell it.

That's amazing! I'm particularly fond of the cherub clutching the wiener.

Why is illegal to sell though? Is there some sort of copyright on Feynman's image?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Disco Pickle

what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Jasper

Just sell it privately.  No one has to know.

ETA:  I just realized, being illegal is a feature of the work that could be leveraged to make it worth even more money. 

Nast

Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.


???

Feynman was Jewish, but I don't think he observed, if I remember his books correctly.
Molon Lube

Nast

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.


???

Feynman was Jewish, but I don't think he observed, if I remember his books correctly.

:lol:

I was talking about Nigel's friend's paintings.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.


???

Feynman was Jewish, but I don't think he observed, if I remember his books correctly.

:lol:

I was talking about Nigel's friend's paintings.


Hmm...He may be a Swamp Yankee sympathyzer.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Apparently, Feynman's "likeness" is copyrighted. While I understand the concept (it is not OK to use his image to promote, say, salad dressing or a clothing line) extending it to the point of preventing his likeness from being painted for art's sake is going a little too far, IMO.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:53:21 PM
Apparently, Feynman's "likeness" is copyrighted. While I understand the concept (it is not OK to use his image to promote, say, salad dressing or a clothing line) extending it to the point of preventing his likeness from being painted for art's sake is going a little too far, IMO.

If he calls it a parody, he should be safe.  That's where the ham comes in.
Molon Lube