DOGPILE ON LYS, GET HIM WHILE HIS EGO'S EASY TO HIT

[Lies]

You guys want to see REAL super hero's?

Watch THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

Those costumed vigilantes are fucking AMATEURS when it comes to helping out society.  

[Cuddlefish]

This is really cool. The funny thing is, I have recently been advocating costumed vigalante justice, and I was going to write a fake piece for the paper about "real life" superheroes, and now I don't have to fake it!

[Lies]

This is not really cool.

This is really *stupid*. For the most part.

There's a couple of them that are cool that I like, but 95% of them are idiots who really contribute nothing to society and are just looking for ways to boost their geek egos.

[Doktor Howl]

This is not really cool.

This is really *stupid*. For the most part.

There's a couple of them that are cool that I like, but 95% of them are idiots who really contribute nothing to society and are just looking for ways to boost their geek egos.

Sorry they aren't living up to your standards.  They should settle down and watch TV like everyone else.

[Doktor Howl]

You guys want to see REAL super hero's?

Watch THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

Those costumed vigilantes are fucking AMATEURS when it comes to helping out society. 

Also, that guy only helped 25 people.  He is useless next to Mother Theresa.

[Lies]

This is not really cool.

This is really *stupid*. For the most part.

There's a couple of them that are cool that I like, but 95% of them are idiots who really contribute nothing to society and are just looking for ways to boost their geek egos.

Sorry they aren't living up to your standards.  They should settle down and watch TV like everyone else.

No, they should join food not bombs, amnesty international, become fire fighters, nurses, doctors, collect money for AIDS charities, or, fuck, even help out the red cross or join the police force. Mostly anything is better then being a costumed moron.

[Lies]

You guys want to see REAL super hero's?

Watch THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

Those costumed vigilantes are fucking AMATEURS when it comes to helping out society. 

http://www.likelihoodofconfusion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/spam.jpg

Also, that guy only helped 25 people.  He is useless next to Mother Theresa.

Yes, I know, I'm repeating myself, but it bears repeating.

And you full well know that guy helped more then 25 people, that's why he was arrested.
How many people have real life super heroes helped? I'd wager, not many.

[Doktor Howl]

This is not really cool.

This is really *stupid*. For the most part.

There's a couple of them that are cool that I like, but 95% of them are idiots who really contribute nothing to society and are just looking for ways to boost their geek egos.

Sorry they aren't living up to your standards.  They should settle down and watch TV like everyone else.

No, they should join food not bombs, amnesty international, become fire fighters, nurses, doctors, collect money for AIDS charities, or, fuck, even help out the red cross or join the police force. Mostly anything is better then being a costumed moron.

Ah, I see.  They should fit themselves into one of the Approved Groups^TM.  We can't have all of this unregulated weirdness going on.  

Hey, why didn't that Orlando dude go to medical school and join Doctors Without Borders?  Is he lazy or something?

And yes, the police are here to help you.

[Lies]

And I must re-iterate: I didn't say they're *all* bad. Just most of them.

[Doktor Howl]

You guys want to see REAL super hero's?

Watch THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

Those costumed vigilantes are fucking AMATEURS when it comes to helping out society. 

http://www.likelihoodofconfusion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/spam.jpg

Also, that guy only helped 25 people.  He is useless next to Mother Theresa.

Yes, I know, I'm repeating myself, but it bears repeating.

And you full well know that guy helped more then 25 people, that's why he was arrested.
How many people have real life super heroes helped? I'd wager, not many.

Then they should all kill themselves for being insufficiently efficient.

[Doktor Howl]

And I must re-iterate: I didn't say they're *all* bad. Just most of them.

Obviously.  They are doing it wrong.

[The Wizard]

They're not just helping people, they're providing an example. Showing that people can be what ever they need to be.

Want to be a super hero? Then be a fucking super hero!

People needed to be reminded that they don't have to be average.

[Doktor Howl]

They're not just helping people, they're providing an example. Showing that people can be what ever they need to be.

Want to be a super hero? Then be a fucking super hero!

People needed to be reminded that they don't have to be average.

No, Lysergic is right.  They should be normal, and do normal things when they want to help out.

Anything else would be disorderly, and the maximum number of people won't be helped.

[Lies]

This is not really cool.

This is really *stupid*. For the most part.

There's a couple of them that are cool that I like, but 95% of them are idiots who really contribute nothing to society and are just looking for ways to boost their geek egos.

Sorry they aren't living up to your standards.  They should settle down and watch TV like everyone else.

No, they should join food not bombs, amnesty international, become fire fighters, nurses, doctors, collect money for AIDS charities, or, fuck, even help out the red cross or join the police force. Mostly anything is better then being a costumed moron.

Ah, I see.  They should fit themselves into one of the Approved Groups^TM.  We can't have all of this unregulated weirdness going on.  

Hey, why didn't that Orlando dude go to medical school and join Doctors Without Borders?  Is he lazy or something?

And yes, the police are here to help you.

1- I've got nothing against 'weirdness'. I'm just saying, there are better ways to help out society, and going on what some of those guys claim to do and what their "core" beliefs are, I'm willing to bet everything I own they're going to *start* more trouble then help.

2- Why doesn't EVERYONE become doctors? Is having a good heart and wanting to help people in ways that you have an expertise in such a lazy thing, even if it isn't the *best* thing you can do?

3- Police, was that sarcasm? Cus I fucking hate them, for the most part, but I understand they have a role to play in society and I just gotta outsmart them if I want to live my life freely, which normally isn't very hard.

[E.O.T.]

You guys want to see REAL super hero's?

Watch THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

Those costumed vigilantes are fucking AMATEURS when it comes to helping out society. 

YEAH, BUT

         since it's below zero most of the year, there's like, one homeless person in Milwaukee. They're all in Portland, Oregon and you can't feed them all because they outnumber the rats. Because they eat them all.