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DOGPILE ON LYS, GET HIM WHILE HIS EGO'S EASY TO HIT

Started by Lies, October 05, 2010, 11:57:58 PM

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Lies

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 06, 2010, 04:25:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:22:25 AM
The only product he has is shirts, but there's also a newsletter, and missions.

The one mission. And I somehow doubt he updates his newsletter much.

We have missions and we're more evil than roach. He even says on his about page, "I think it also goes without saying that this site is a joke and that if you are the type of person who would really devote their lives to causing mayhem and chaos, and to harming the real heroes of the world then we'd probably want
nothing to do with you."

Which is extremely disappointing to all us real super-villains.

Is nothing anyone else does good enough for you? I'm not in a place where I want to be all jaded and disappointed and let down. I'm in a place where I want to think it's good clean funny fun to join a pretend league of supervillains. Therefore, fuck you.

No no, join a pretend league of super villians. I'm just going to make my own and sell *MY* t-shirts to hapless goons instead.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Lysergic on October 06, 2010, 05:12:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 06, 2010, 04:25:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:22:25 AM
The only product he has is shirts, but there's also a newsletter, and missions.

The one mission. And I somehow doubt he updates his newsletter much.

We have missions and we're more evil than roach. He even says on his about page, "I think it also goes without saying that this site is a joke and that if you are the type of person who would really devote their lives to causing mayhem and chaos, and to harming the real heroes of the world then we'd probably want
nothing to do with you."

Which is extremely disappointing to all us real super-villains.

Is nothing anyone else does good enough for you? I'm not in a place where I want to be all jaded and disappointed and let down. I'm in a place where I want to think it's good clean funny fun to join a pretend league of supervillains. Therefore, fuck you.

No no, join a pretend league of super villians. I'm just going to make my own and sell *MY* t-shirts to hapless goons instead.

Uhhuh. 'Cause you're just... better than the rest of us that way.

Seriously, when did you develop autism?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:36:02 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 06, 2010, 05:12:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on October 06, 2010, 04:25:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:22:25 AM
The only product he has is shirts, but there's also a newsletter, and missions.

The one mission. And I somehow doubt he updates his newsletter much.

We have missions and we're more evil than roach. He even says on his about page, "I think it also goes without saying that this site is a joke and that if you are the type of person who would really devote their lives to causing mayhem and chaos, and to harming the real heroes of the world then we'd probably want
nothing to do with you."

Which is extremely disappointing to all us real super-villains.

Is nothing anyone else does good enough for you? I'm not in a place where I want to be all jaded and disappointed and let down. I'm in a place where I want to think it's good clean funny fun to join a pretend league of supervillains. Therefore, fuck you.

No no, join a pretend league of super villians. I'm just going to make my own and sell *MY* t-shirts to hapless goons instead.

Uhhuh. 'Cause you're just... better than the rest of us that way.

Seriously, when did you develop autism?
Nooooooo gawd, I'm just joking. Like I can be bothered doing all that. I'm just going to be my own super villain league really, cus I don't want to pay for anyone elses t-shirts.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

Yeah yeah, ok, I'm not funny, I get it. I'm going on holiday anyway, I think PD could use a break from me.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I said that because I mean that maybe I am not picking up on humor. Because I've missed a couple of things.

I'm not that passive-aggressive; I am usually a very overt dick, not a subtle one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

Oh, sorry, I've just gotten so used to the piles of such sarcastic insults I've been dished out with lately that I'm just assuming everything now is that.

In any case, I'm still taking a break, I don't want to ruin this forum any more than I have lately.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper


E.O.T.



I'M OFFENDED

          by the term "dogpile"
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Jasper


the last yatto

If you make shirts what font were you thinking about using
:troll:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

E.O.T.

Quote from: Pēleus on October 06, 2010, 07:24:35 AM
If you make shirts what font were you thinking about using
:troll:

I REALLY LIKE

          ariel
"a good fight justifies any cause"