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DOGPILE ON LYS, GET HIM WHILE HIS EGO'S EASY TO HIT

Started by Lies, October 05, 2010, 11:57:58 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 04, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Adios.

I can, by now, write an algorithm for PD, and the way people on it will react to any given event.

Challege:

Random User A interacts with Random User B over romantic Drama that turns ugly due to posting of personal details of A by B.  Details include a goat, a party hat and four feet of rope, pics ftw.

Easy.

Event occurs.

Dok & ECH make fun of it, not matter what it is.

LMNO makes a filthy joke, then wanders off.

Dok says a truism.

Nigel corrects Dok.

Khara gets mad and leaves, for reasons that are never explained.  Is back within 24 hours.

Richter, Payne, and Remington don't post, because they aren't here.

Fred or Badges gets mad at everyone for being on one side or the other.

Suu breaks in to give us a facebook update.

Triple Zero announces that Dok is the anti-Christ.

Charlie gets mad and leaves (see Khara, above, but duration is longer).

Babylon tries to have nauseating cyber mommy sex with someone.

Thread mercifully sinks to the bottom.

Dok/ECH/Nigel bump it, begin new iteration.

I don't know how I got drug into this, I haven't been online since Friday.  Would y'all prefer I fucking leave and just not come back?  Because this is bullshit.  Why was I even brought into this?

Because I was making a joke that included all the regulars?


I'm sorry, this was the first thing I saw after being gone for the long weekend and I was just WTF?  :?

Carry on....

AFK

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 04, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Adios.

I can, by now, write an algorithm for PD, and the way people on it will react to any given event.

Challege:

Random User A interacts with Random User B over romantic Drama that turns ugly due to posting of personal details of A by B.  Details include a goat, a party hat and four feet of rope, pics ftw.

Easy.

Event occurs.

Dok & ECH make fun of it, not matter what it is.

LMNO makes a filthy joke, then wanders off.

Dok says a truism.

Nigel corrects Dok.

Khara gets mad and leaves, for reasons that are never explained.  Is back within 24 hours.

Richter, Payne, and Remington don't post, because they aren't here.

Fred or Badges gets mad at everyone for being on one side or the other.

Suu breaks in to give us a facebook update.

Triple Zero announces that Dok is the anti-Christ.

Charlie gets mad and leaves (see Khara, above, but duration is longer).

Babylon tries to have nauseating cyber mommy sex with someone.

Thread mercifully sinks to the bottom.

Dok/ECH/Nigel bump it, begin new iteration.

I don't know how I got drug into this, I haven't been online since Friday.  Would y'all prefer I fucking leave and just not come back?  Because this is bullshit.  Why was I even brought into this?

Because I was making a joke that included all the regulars?

Most, of the regulars.   :cry:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

President Television

Quote from: Lies on October 06, 2010, 01:19:54 AM
1- I am *not* looking for compliments. FFS. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I do what I do for my own personal reward and don't need anyone to tell me I'm doing a good job.

2- YOU guys have fucked up this thread. NOT ME. You're just twisting everything I'm saying and MISSING THE FUCKING POINT.

3- I'm just going to bow out of this thread now so "I" don't "Fuck it up" anymore. Because heaven forbid I have a fucking OPINION around here.

I've had it with this place. I'm going on vacation. Fuck you all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQst2mFlJM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 05, 2011, 03:28:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 04, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Adios.

I can, by now, write an algorithm for PD, and the way people on it will react to any given event.

Challege:

Random User A interacts with Random User B over romantic Drama that turns ugly due to posting of personal details of A by B.  Details include a goat, a party hat and four feet of rope, pics ftw.

Easy.

Event occurs.

Dok & ECH make fun of it, not matter what it is.

LMNO makes a filthy joke, then wanders off.

Dok says a truism.

Nigel corrects Dok.

Khara gets mad and leaves, for reasons that are never explained.  Is back within 24 hours.

Richter, Payne, and Remington don't post, because they aren't here.

Fred or Badges gets mad at everyone for being on one side or the other.

Suu breaks in to give us a facebook update.

Triple Zero announces that Dok is the anti-Christ.

Charlie gets mad and leaves (see Khara, above, but duration is longer).

Babylon tries to have nauseating cyber mommy sex with someone.

Thread mercifully sinks to the bottom.

Dok/ECH/Nigel bump it, begin new iteration.

I don't know how I got drug into this, I haven't been online since Friday.  Would y'all prefer I fucking leave and just not come back?  Because this is bullshit.  Why was I even brought into this?

Because I was making a joke that included all the regulars?

Most, of the regulars.   :cry:

We can easily put RWHN makes bad pun in there.

Twid,
Irregular   :wink:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

Cain reads it with a depressing sensation of deja vu, decides not to get involved and trolls the comment sections of the three BNP blogs which have not yet banned him, instead.

Phox

Phox may be inserted in at any point.

Phox,
has done all of the above at least once.  :lol:

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS


LMNO

He's just subbing in for me, as I was unable to make the requisite dirty joke at the time.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 04, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Adios.

I can, by now, write an algorithm for PD, and the way people on it will react to any given event.

Challege:

Random User A interacts with Random User B over romantic Drama that turns ugly due to posting of personal details of A by B.  Details include a goat, a party hat and four feet of rope, pics ftw.

Easy.

Event occurs.

Dok & ECH make fun of it, not matter what it is.

LMNO makes a filthy joke, then wanders off.

Dok says a truism.

Nigel corrects Dok.

Khara gets mad and leaves, for reasons that are never explained.  Is back within 24 hours.

Richter, Payne, and Remington don't post, because they aren't here.

Fred or Badges gets mad at everyone for being on one side or the other.

Suu breaks in to give us a facebook update.

Triple Zero announces that Dok is the anti-Christ.

Charlie gets mad and leaves (see Khara, above, but duration is longer).

Babylon tries to have nauseating cyber mommy sex with someone.

Thread mercifully sinks to the bottom.

Dok/ECH/Nigel bump it, begin new iteration.

I don't know how I got drug into this, I haven't been online since Friday.  Would y'all prefer I fucking leave and just not come back?  Because this is bullshit.  Why was I even brought into this?

Because I was making a joke that included all the regulars? I am the fucking Anti-Christ.

Fixed.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 06, 2011, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 04, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Adios.

I can, by now, write an algorithm for PD, and the way people on it will react to any given event.

Challege:

Random User A interacts with Random User B over romantic Drama that turns ugly due to posting of personal details of A by B.  Details include a goat, a party hat and four feet of rope, pics ftw.

Easy.

Event occurs.

Dok & ECH make fun of it, not matter what it is.

LMNO makes a filthy joke, then wanders off.

Dok says a truism.

Nigel corrects Dok.

Khara gets mad and leaves, for reasons that are never explained.  Is back within 24 hours.

Richter, Payne, and Remington don't post, because they aren't here.

Fred or Badges gets mad at everyone for being on one side or the other.

Suu breaks in to give us a facebook update.

Triple Zero announces that Dok is the anti-Christ.

Charlie gets mad and leaves (see Khara, above, but duration is longer).

Babylon tries to have nauseating cyber mommy sex with someone.

Thread mercifully sinks to the bottom.

Dok/ECH/Nigel bump it, begin new iteration.

I don't know how I got drug into this, I haven't been online since Friday.  Would y'all prefer I fucking leave and just not come back?  Because this is bullshit.  Why was I even brought into this?

Because I was making a joke that included all the regulars? I am the fucking Anti-Christ.

Fixed.

:lol:
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
He's just subbing in for me, as I was unable to make the requisite dirty joke at the time.

Yeah, the timing on these things are key.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Payne

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 02:45:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
He's just subbing in for me, as I was unable to make the requisite dirty joke at the time.

Yeah, the timing on these things are key.

Actually I believe that condoms are key when you're talking about insertion these days. Particularly where PDers and their projectile herpes are concerned.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Khara on July 05, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 04, 2011, 09:58:00 PM
Adios.

I can, by now, write an algorithm for PD, and the way people on it will react to any given event.

Challege:

Random User A interacts with Random User B over romantic Drama that turns ugly due to posting of personal details of A by B.  Details include a goat, a party hat and four feet of rope, pics ftw.

Easy.

Event occurs.

Dok & ECH make fun of it, not matter what it is.

LMNO makes a filthy joke, then wanders off.

Dok says a truism.

Nigel corrects Dok.

Khara gets mad and leaves, for reasons that are never explained.  Is back within 24 hours.

Richter, Payne, and Remington don't post, because they aren't here.

Fred or Badges gets mad at everyone for being on one side or the other.

Suu breaks in to give us a facebook update.

Triple Zero announces that Dok is the anti-Christ.

Charlie gets mad and leaves (see Khara, above, but duration is longer).

Babylon tries to have nauseating cyber mommy sex with someone.

Thread mercifully sinks to the bottom.

Dok/ECH/Nigel bump it, begin new iteration.

I don't know how I got drug into this, I haven't been online since Friday.  Would y'all prefer I fucking leave and just not come back?  Because this is bullshit.  Why was I even brought into this?

You have to tell me this was a joke or the irony may literally kill me.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Chairman Risus

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 07, 2011, 12:13:04 PM

You have to tell me this was a joke or the irony may literally kill me.

Oh good, I wasn't the only one.