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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #330 on: October 08, 2010, 08:10:20 am »
Not bussing is not automatically bad.  We can't afford the risk of bussing a discordian while there are only two, and our chances of picking a spider will only increase as they cull our numbers.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #331 on: October 08, 2010, 08:13:37 am »
But even if we bus an innocent person, we learn more than what we know know.

Plus bussing people is fun.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #332 on: October 08, 2010, 08:14:52 am »
Hm.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #333 on: October 08, 2010, 10:14:45 am »
I'm voting for nobody.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #334 on: October 08, 2010, 01:51:47 pm »
GOOD MORNING.

Citizens who have yet to post this round:
Doktor James Semaj
Requia


And perhaps a refresher on the rules.

-Discordian converts Citizen: 50% chance converted.  If failed, the citizen does not know who the Discordian is. Advantage-> Discordian knows Citizen is not a Spider.

-Discordian converts Spider: 50% chance of escape.  If failed, Discordian is subsumed. If escaped, the Spider does not know who the Discordian is. Advantage -> Discordian knows a Spider.

-Spider attacks Citizen: 100% subsumed. Advantage -> Spider.

-Spider attacks Discordian: 50% chance subsumed. If failed, the Discordian is given two names. Advantage -> Spider knows Discordian, Discordian has a 50% chance of knowing the Spider.



Unofficial tally:

Fred - 1
Howl - 1
Nekk - 2
Phox - 1
Requia - 1

Abstaining - 4

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #335 on: October 08, 2010, 01:52:22 pm »
Posting, voting for Requia.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #336 on: October 08, 2010, 01:53:48 pm »
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Howl - 1
Nekk - 2
Phox - 1
Requia - 2

Abstaining - 4

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #337 on: October 08, 2010, 03:18:26 pm »
No, we didn't. I think Kiaransalee is new, so she could also be a spider. And she certainly isn't helping her case by playing the "imma spider" card. That seems like the "ignore me, I'm just a lunatic" tactic of this game.

I have been nice to you.  Call me a fucking lunatic again and I will stop being nice.  You might want to check people out before you make comments like that and see who they are.

Consider yourself warned! 


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #338 on: October 08, 2010, 03:21:26 pm »
No, we didn't. I think Kiaransalee is new, so she could also be a spider. And she certainly isn't helping her case by playing the "imma spider" card. That seems like the "ignore me, I'm just a lunatic" tactic of this game.

I have been nice to you.  Call me a fucking lunatic again and I will stop being nice.  You might want to check people out before you make comments like that and see who they are.

Consider yourself warned! 



Phox has a disturbing habit of insulting people when she thinks she can get away with it.   :kingmeh:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #339 on: October 08, 2010, 03:25:07 pm »
No, we didn't. I think Kiaransalee is new, so she could also be a spider. And she certainly isn't helping her case by playing the "imma spider" card. That seems like the "ignore me, I'm just a lunatic" tactic of this game.

I have been nice to you.  Call me a fucking lunatic again and I will stop being nice.  You might want to check people out before you make comments like that and see who they are.

Consider yourself warned! 



Phox has a disturbing habit of insulting people when she thinks she can get away with it.   :kingmeh:


Yeah well I was having fucking fun in this game and now I'm fucking pissed so she might want to STFU before she sees how not nice I can fucking be.

And, I'm voting for her because she questioned my spiderhood....


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Howl - 1
Nekk - 2
Phox - 2
Requia - 2

Abstaining - 4

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #340 on: October 08, 2010, 05:39:11 pm »
Voting for this guy named "Abstaining". He sounds like a jerk, and everyone is voting for him, so hey, why not?

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Requia - 2

Abstaining - 5

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #341 on: October 08, 2010, 06:15:30 pm »
I'm gone for the weekend, you know how us spiders get it on..... :evil:

If it is absolutely necessary to contact me, just post it here, the powers that be can reach me!!

Oh and NEKK, just a break for this vote, I'm still watching you!!!  :lulz:


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #342 on: October 08, 2010, 06:17:14 pm »
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING TWO ANNOUCEMENTS:

1. I will not be doing any Narration over the weekend, and my weekend starts at 3:30 EST.  If round 2 is not over by then, it will end on Monday morning.  If it is, then round 3 will last all weekend.

2. The following citizens have yet to post this round:
Doktor James Semaj
Requia


The voting will not become official until everyone has made a post.  
Votes needed: 9

Fred - 1
Howl - 1
Nekk - 2
Phox - 2
Requia - 2

Abstaining - 5

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #343 on: October 08, 2010, 06:27:06 pm »
No, we didn't. I think Kiaransalee is new, so she could also be a spider. And she certainly isn't helping her case by playing the "imma spider" card. That seems like the "ignore me, I'm just a lunatic" tactic of this game.

I have been nice to you.  Call me a fucking lunatic again and I will stop being nice.  You might want to check people out before you make comments like that and see who they are.

Consider yourself warned! 



I'm sorry. I didn't mean that as offensive, nor as an assessment of your real character. I will refrain from saying such things about you from now on.

And... I'm also abstaining.


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Phox - 2
Requia - 2

Abstaining - 6

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #344 on: October 08, 2010, 06:50:03 pm »
That Abstaining guy is fucked.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.