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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #645 on: October 13, 2010, 12:55:18 pm »
I am disappointed.

So am I.  Everybody votes Nekk (a spider), until he says he isn't, then they change their votes to me.

WAY TO SNATCH DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY!

Nekk, then Blight.  They're spiders for sure.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #646 on: October 13, 2010, 12:55:55 pm »
Dok-5
Nekk-7

If it turns out to not be Dok, I'm toast, as is Nekk. Just saying.

Edit: Counting error. Freeky corrected it.

By then, of course, you'll have the machine.

Perhaps, if you do what you need to.

But Nekk and I will have created another Discordian, whose identity will be safe from yours.

Are you having difficulty with pronouns, spider boy?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #647 on: October 13, 2010, 12:56:04 pm »
So, everyone is changing their vote based on Nekk's say-so.

BRILLIANT!   :lulz:

Everyone who voted for Nekk seems to have done so on your say so.

Difference is, Fred and I are corroborating what he's saying.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #648 on: October 13, 2010, 12:57:22 pm »
So, everyone is changing their vote based on Nekk's say-so.

BRILLIANT!   :lulz:

Everyone who voted for Nekk seems to have done so on your say so.

Difference is, Fred and I are corroborating what he's saying.

With my orbital mind control lasers?

And how would Fred know he was telling the truth (he isn't).  You would agree, since you are also a spider.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #649 on: October 13, 2010, 12:58:49 pm »
So, everyone is changing their vote based on Nekk's say-so.

BRILLIANT!   :lulz:

Everyone who voted for Nekk seems to have done so on your say so.

Difference is, Fred and I are corroborating what he's saying.

Not at all, as we both well know.

I'm willing to go next to the chopping block once that 3 Discordian is converted to replace me and maintain the cabal. So it's more like me then you. Or you know, just you.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #650 on: October 13, 2010, 12:59:47 pm »
Nekk is due to subsume someone tonight, which is why Blight was trying to keep HIM in play, as the Machine still functions if the spider up for subsuming survives.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #651 on: October 13, 2010, 01:01:07 pm »
So, everyone is changing their vote based on Nekk's say-so.

BRILLIANT!   :lulz:

Everyone who voted for Nekk seems to have done so on your say so.

Difference is, Fred and I are corroborating what he's saying.

With my orbital mind control lasers?

And how would Fred know he was telling the truth (he isn't).  You would agree, since you are also a spider.

No mind control lasers needed.

I didn't know nekk was the other Discordian until yesterday morning. I would agree since I'm the other Discordian.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #652 on: October 13, 2010, 01:02:43 pm »
Nekk is due to subsume someone tonight, which is why Blight was trying to keep HIM in play, as the Machine still functions if the spider up for subsuming survives.

More like one of you spiders is building the Machine and nekk's our last hope for Discordian survival.

Once you get that Machine going I can't stand up against you either.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #653 on: October 13, 2010, 01:07:39 pm »
GOOD MORNING.

It's official: You all suck at keeping vote tallies.

Mistress Freeky-BDS
Doktor Blight-Howl
Phox-Howl
BDS-Howl
Nekk-Howl
Rumckle-Howl
Dok Howl-Nekk
Kiaransalee-Nekk
Sir Coyote-Nekk
Iptuous-Nekk
Sigmatic-Nekk
Doktor James Semaj-Nekk
Remington-Phox
TGG-Howl


So,
BDS - 1
Howl - 6
Nekk - 6
Phox - 1



Votes needed: 8

VOTING WILL BE OPEN UNTIL 9:00 EST.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #654 on: October 13, 2010, 02:02:41 pm »
VOTING IS NOW CLOSED.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #655 on: October 13, 2010, 02:03:44 pm »
It was last call at the You Otter Stop Inn, and the arguments were pitched and brutal.  Doubt had crept in and launched a full frontal assault on Certainty, who had been going strong for most of the evening.  The two-handed broadsword of Doubt cleaved Certainty in twain; but like a flatworm that feeds in the Petri dish of subjectivity, two new Certainties arose, and they were in conflict.  From two, grew three, which was Worry.  Worry regarding indecision.  Things were at a tipping point, everyone could tell.  The Worms of Certainty were only manifestations of underlying actions occurring behind everyone's backs.  The citizens were reaching for evidence, but like Tantalus in Hades' lake, everything they grasped at eluded them.  The pickup truck of motivation blew a flat (or had one of its tires shot out), and it appeared that no one thought to bring along the jack of persuasion.  Some of the more poetic types pointed out the balanced symmetry of the situation, but were quickly smacked in the face.  Frustrated, the paid the bar tab, and shuffled out of the bar into the night.

As they were settling up, two of the citizens gave each other a knowing look.  One mouthed the words, "let's do this" to the other.

In the night air, clouds began to roll in.  An oppressive weight filled the atmosphere.  Something had changed, something that didn't feel right at all.  Dread, like the sum of human tragedy washed through the streets of the City.  The banal inevitability of atrocity put on its jackboots, and laced them tightly.  Resistance was indeed futile.  It filled the whole universe, so it actually was the universe.  The feeling was one of a predestined doom, Cassandra on methamphetamines.  Could a moth stop a freight train?  What happened when there was no immovable object, only an unstoppable    force?  When the whole world moved inexorably towards horror, what did it matter what a single person did?  The citizens realized their inactions had only served to hasten their inevitable demise.  The Machine™ had risen.

And Paul? What happened to Paul?  Well, in the excitement of meeting Matt and forming the "Blekk and Night Cabal", he got a bit more drunk than usual and then went to find the afterparty.  The next morning, after figuring out what he did by sorting through the receipts in his pockets, he realized that he hadn't even tried to convince anyone about his point of view.  Not a single person.

No one was Put On a Bus.
The Machine™ has been created.
The Discordian did not attempt conversion.


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #656 on: October 13, 2010, 02:07:45 pm »
Nekk dude.

:facepalm:

Vote for Dok.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #657 on: October 13, 2010, 02:29:22 pm »

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #658 on: October 13, 2010, 02:42:51 pm »


I know, right? Goddammit.

At least there is no uncertainty about Dok now. Even though I have a big fucking mechanical bullseye on me for this round.

 :lulz:

Also, thank you free online translation software.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #659 on: October 13, 2010, 02:47:23 pm »
no theres still uncertainty (well to some people it will be) cause a certain SPAGGATRON *coughnekkcough* forgot to convert, tho i think "Blekk and Night Cabal" kinda confirms it


i used google translate to write that...google translate wont do curse words :(

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