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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #675 on: October 13, 2010, 03:44:21 pm »
I am disappointed that we're going to lose, so I'm not voting. :(

Even if this is now just as likely?

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #676 on: October 13, 2010, 03:45:49 pm »
-shurg- I'll vote later when things start picking up again.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #677 on: October 13, 2010, 03:52:33 pm »
I vote Nekk. You bastards.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #678 on: October 13, 2010, 03:53:24 pm »
(pretend this is on fancy stationery, too much efforts to write, also i hope 000 comes by to laugh at my grammar)


Liefste poepjehoofden,

Ik heb de meest leuke tijd op de oranje bus. Helaas hebben verhalen van jullie epische tekortkomingen bereikte mij en kramp mijn stijl.
Ik probeer een te worden met het Nederlandse volk, maar ik blijf met de tijd te nemen uit mijn drukke sex orgie te schrijven jullie brieven van berisping.
Jullie verdienen allemaal worden opgenomen en toch ben ik nog steeds mooi genoeg om te proberen om je te redden. Hoe kan Dok betogen tegen de hint LMNO gedaald ... "Blekk en Night Cabal" is duidelijk een combinatie van Nekk en Blight maar hij heeft nog beweert dat ze zijn spinnen.
Alleen een lamme vijftien jaar oude zou gaan naar bed en vergeet om iemand te bekeren.
Nu, als ik ging op mijn geweldige reis vertrok ik jullie specifieke instructies voor het stemmen Dok.
Waarom doen jullie mij ongehoorzaam? Jullie kon niet zomaar humor en mij doen? En nu zijn ze vormden de machine. Goede baan.

Ik moet gaan voorzien van houten schoenen en de praktijk dijkenbouw te krijgen.

Tot ziens klootzakken!

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #679 on: October 13, 2010, 03:56:20 pm »
Let's review:

Nekk CLAIMS that he is a discordian, and gives one of the two "suspected spiders" the two names, implicating me to Fred, knowing that Fred is persuasive and very tenacious.

Fred turns out to not be a spider.  I know that I am not a spider.

Blight rants for a solid day that we have to leave Nekk alone so he can convert someone else.

Nekk conveniently "forgets" to convert someone, and they successfully form The Machine (as I predicted).

I have been right all along.  Nekk is a spider.  Blight is, too, based on the fact that he claims he converted Nekk.

Get rid of Nekk first, then Blight.  I have no clue who the third spider is.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #680 on: October 13, 2010, 04:00:30 pm »
Just can't hold your virtual beer.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #681 on: October 13, 2010, 04:02:21 pm »
Let's review:

Nekk CLAIMS that he is a discordian, and gives one of the two "suspected spiders" the two names, implicating me to Fred, knowing that Fred is persuasive and very tenacious.

Fred turns out to not be a spider.  I know that I am not a spider.

Blight rants for a solid day that we have to leave Nekk alone so he can convert someone else.

Nekk conveniently "forgets" to convert someone, and they successfully form The Machine (as I predicted).

I have been right all along.  Nekk is a spider.  Blight is, too, based on the fact that he claims he converted Nekk.

Get rid of Nekk first, then Blight.  I have no clue who the third spider is.

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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #682 on: October 13, 2010, 04:02:42 pm »
Let's review this too-

Yesterday the Discordians finally formed a cabal.

Then Dok is all about getting rid of Nekk specifically.

I jump in and convince enough of you not to send Nekk to school.

Eventually Nekk and I reveal this is because we are the Discordians.

The next morning, the narrative indicates that the two Discordians have opted to call themselves the Blekk and Night Cabal.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #683 on: October 13, 2010, 04:04:18 pm »
Also, if "I know I'm not a spider" wasn't a good enough an argument for Fred, why is it good enough for Dok?
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #684 on: October 13, 2010, 04:04:29 pm »
Voting for DOK

nekk - 1
dok - 3

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #685 on: October 13, 2010, 04:17:24 pm »
Also, if "I know I'm not a spider" wasn't a good enough an argument for Fred, why is it good enough for Dok?

Because Nekk "forgot" to convert anyone, and the machine was formed the same night.

What more evidence do we need?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #686 on: October 13, 2010, 04:19:28 pm »
Also, if "I know I'm not a spider" wasn't a good enough an argument for Fred, why is it good enough for Dok?

Because Nekk "forgot" to convert anyone, and the machine was formed the same night.

What more evidence do we need?

Yeah, the spiders are going to be bandying their efforts out in public. :lol: Totally.

We're all doomed anyway.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #687 on: October 13, 2010, 04:22:06 pm »
Also, if "I know I'm not a spider" wasn't a good enough an argument for Fred, why is it good enough for Dok?

Because Nekk "forgot" to convert anyone, and the machine was formed the same night.

What more evidence do we need?

Yeah, the spiders are going to be bandying their efforts out in public. :lol: Totally.

We're all doomed anyway.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #688 on: October 13, 2010, 04:28:39 pm »
Voting for DOK

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dok - 3
I voted for Nekk a few posts ago.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #689 on: October 13, 2010, 04:29:41 pm »
CORRECT! i was just testing you :D