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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #720 on: October 13, 2010, 08:06:29 pm »
I vote for Howl.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #721 on: October 13, 2010, 08:07:49 pm »
Let's review:

Nekk CLAIMS that he is a discordian, and gives one of the two "suspected spiders" the two names, implicating me to Fred, knowing that Fred is persuasive and very tenacious.

Fred turns out to not be a spider.  I know that I am not a spider.

Blight rants for a solid day that we have to leave Nekk alone so he can convert someone else.

Nekk conveniently "forgets" to convert someone, and they successfully form The Machine (as I predicted).

I have been right all along.  Nekk is a spider.  Blight is, too, based on the fact that he claims he converted Nekk.

Get rid of Nekk first, then Blight.  I have no clue who the third spider is.

Never trusted you Dok, and don't see why I should start anytime soon, but this makes sense to me. I vote for Nekk.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #722 on: October 13, 2010, 08:08:06 pm »
I vote for Howl.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #723 on: October 13, 2010, 08:17:49 pm »
Goddamn it.








Fuck it, the count's a secret.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #724 on: October 13, 2010, 08:18:33 pm »
Ok I was joking about voting for myself damn....  

I still think Nekk is a spider!  So I'm still voting Nekk.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #725 on: October 13, 2010, 08:19:41 pm »
Goddamn it.








Fuck it, the count's a secret.

Grumpy grumpy.....

You should expect these things when you have this many Discordians playing 5 different games within a single game  :lulz:

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #726 on: October 13, 2010, 08:23:36 pm »
Let's review:

Nekk CLAIMS that he is a discordian, and gives one of the two "suspected spiders" the two names, implicating me to Fred, knowing that Fred is persuasive and very tenacious.

Fred turns out to not be a spider.  I know that I am not a spider.

Blight rants for a solid day that we have to leave Nekk alone so he can convert someone else.

Nekk conveniently "forgets" to convert someone, and they successfully form The Machine (as I predicted).

I have been right all along.  Nekk is a spider.  Blight is, too, based on the fact that he claims he converted Nekk.

Get rid of Nekk first, then Blight.  I have no clue who the third spider is.

Never trusted you Dok, and don't see why I should start anytime soon, but this makes sense to me. I vote for Nekk.

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The two Discordians have named their cabal the Blekk and Night Cabal. It's not a big stretch to figure out whether or not Nekk and Blight are the Discordians.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #727 on: October 13, 2010, 08:29:42 pm »
Let's review:

Nekk CLAIMS that he is a discordian, and gives one of the two "suspected spiders" the two names, implicating me to Fred, knowing that Fred is persuasive and very tenacious.

Fred turns out to not be a spider.  I know that I am not a spider.

Blight rants for a solid day that we have to leave Nekk alone so he can convert someone else.

Nekk conveniently "forgets" to convert someone, and they successfully form The Machine (as I predicted).

I have been right all along.  Nekk is a spider.  Blight is, too, based on the fact that he claims he converted Nekk.

Get rid of Nekk first, then Blight.  I have no clue who the third spider is.

Never trusted you Dok, and don't see why I should start anytime soon, but this makes sense to me. I vote for Nekk.

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Twisted logic must be a common thing in Arizona.

The two Discordians have named their cabal the Blekk and Night Cabal. It's not a big stretch to figure out whether or not Nekk and Blight are the Discordians.

And it's awful funny that:

1.  Nekk set Fred and I up, and

2.  He "forgot" to attempt a conversion, and

3.  The Machine just HAPPENED to get created that day.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #728 on: October 13, 2010, 08:57:59 pm »
Let's review:

Nekk CLAIMS that he is a discordian, and gives one of the two "suspected spiders" the two names, implicating me to Fred, knowing that Fred is persuasive and very tenacious.

Fred turns out to not be a spider.  I know that I am not a spider.

Blight rants for a solid day that we have to leave Nekk alone so he can convert someone else.

Nekk conveniently "forgets" to convert someone, and they successfully form The Machine (as I predicted).

I have been right all along.  Nekk is a spider.  Blight is, too, based on the fact that he claims he converted Nekk.

Get rid of Nekk first, then Blight.  I have no clue who the third spider is.

Never trusted you Dok, and don't see why I should start anytime soon, but this makes sense to me. I vote for Nekk.

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Twisted logic must be a common thing in Arizona.

The two Discordians have named their cabal the Blekk and Night Cabal. It's not a big stretch to figure out whether or not Nekk and Blight are the Discordians.

And it's awful funny that:

1.  Nekk set Fred and I up, and

2.  He "forgot" to attempt a conversion, and

3.  The Machine just HAPPENED to get created that day.

1.  You attacked nekk and you and Fred were the two names he got

2.  Because he's a 15 year old boy. Nuff said. (no offense nekk. I figure it's mostly a sleep deprivation thing)

3.  You created the Machine.

4.  The Blekk and Night Cabal was also created.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #729 on: October 13, 2010, 09:01:23 pm »

1.  You attacked nekk and you and Fred were the two names he got

2.  Because he's a 15 year old boy. Nuff said. (no offense nekk. I figure it's mostly a sleep deprivation thing)

3.  You created the Machine.

4.  The Blekk and Night Cabal was also created.

1.  I did nothing of the kind.

2.  15 year old boys have no memory for their prime function in a game?  How very odd.

3.  So you say.

4.  My guess is Alphapance is having a bit of fun at our expense.  He's a right bastard, and part of the reason Boston is no longer on the Roller Derby Circuit.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #730 on: October 13, 2010, 09:04:56 pm »
I'M GOING HOME TO GET DRUNK.


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #731 on: October 13, 2010, 09:06:59 pm »
Discordians choose their cabal name, not Alphapance.

Also, I am lacking the appropriate amount of nicotine to find this, or anything for that matter, anything other than unreasonably annoying.

Will see if I can find a cigarette elsewhere.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #732 on: October 13, 2010, 09:08:02 pm »
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #733 on: October 13, 2010, 09:09:46 pm »
Discordians choose their cabal name, not Alphapance.

So maybe the real Discordians are trying to keep you alive until they convert everyone, so they can bus you and score a revolution.

I mean, it's hardly a secret that you and Nekk are two of the spiders.  I must admit that I'm baffled as to #3, though.

My entire reasoning on this has been laid out many times, but the plain fact is, Nekk set Fred and I up.  The only person that would have reason to do that is a spider.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #734 on: October 13, 2010, 09:15:14 pm »
Then there is no harm in voting you off first and then voting me off if, and that's a big if, I'm wrong or nekk has a personal grudge against you.
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