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Buttsex = SCIENCE!

Started by LMNO, October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM

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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.

Conversation expansion. It's good for sharing ideas. I personally prefer the vagina to the rectum.

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Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:54:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.

Conversation expansion. It's good for sharing ideas. I personally prefer the vagina to the rectum.

:? yeah, conversation expansion was the idea when I answered your question about why people would have anal sex. Because to some people, it feels good.
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Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.
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Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.

Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate.  :lol:  She has tiny fingers.

BadBeast

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.

Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate.  :lol:  She has tiny fingers.
Porno hands?
(So called, because anything held in them looks disproportionately large)
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Quote from: BadBeast on October 09, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.

Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate.  :lol:  She has tiny fingers.
Porno hands?
(So called, because anything held in them looks disproportionately large)

:lulz: