Buttsex = SCIENCE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

It's actually the very, very slow-acting American indian plan for revenge followed by world domination.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

[BadBeast]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?  

Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.

You misunderstand. (And you're a bastard!) They are pointing to their own minky moos when they say it. And your horrible generalisation that anarchists are muck encrusted health hazards made me cry! I'm a fragrant, almost piquant anarchist. You smell like goats.

[Phox]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.

I prefer not to use condoms with my primary partner. That does require trust that you and your partner are being religious about condoms with other partners, though.

[Kai]

I think I want to try buttsex sometime.

[Phox]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.

I prefer not to use condoms with my primary partner. That does require trust that you and your partner are being religious about condoms with other partners, though.

For me, it's mostly about building the habit of "sexytime = put on the jacket". Though that's not an issue right now, since my primary partner is a girl. So, yeah, when I'm with guys they were a damn condom.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe he thinks it's a trap?  

[Phox]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe he thinks it's a trap?  

It's always a trap. 

[BadBeast]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.   If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe you're going in too hard?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.   If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe you're going in too hard?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think I want to try buttsex sometime.

I give it a thumbs up!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.   If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe you're going in too hard?

No way

I am gentle, like a butterfly.

[BadBeast]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe you're going in too hard?

No way

I am gentle, like a butterfly.