Buttsex = SCIENCE!

[Phox]

hmm...
i figure there's got to be a good joke involving corn smut in here somewhere.... perhaps you could make use of that?


also, mark another for 'in favor' of buttsex.  most of our personal records have been made in the context where it was employed.  i would also point out that it is an acquired skill (on the part of both partners), so evaluating it by a one shot try isn't adequate.  it's unfortunate that some on the giving end of the equation don't approach it delicately, as i would assume that is the primary reason that most on the receiving end don't make it over the learning curve into the realm of goodlordthatsfantastic...  i blame porn for this tragedy.

That's a good point. For TEH BUTSECKS, lots of lube and condoms are your friends. Technique is very important as well, because you should start by fingering it first. And I'm sure no one wants more details than that.  

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....

It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!

I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.

Maybe, but aesthetically, it doesn't enhance anything. And looks a bit like a tapeworm segment.

True. 

[Elder Iptuous]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

Poop on your junk is kinda gross.

[Phox]

condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

[Elder Iptuous]

huh...
as far as cleanliness, have i just been lucky that it hasn't been a horrible mess?  an occasional use of the bowl of warm water and the dark colored washcloth has been sufficient in my experience...
i've never been impressed with the 'lubrication' that condoms offer.  they seem to be a detraction no matter what.  we just use liberal amounts of hydrosmooth.
as far as infection, have i really been rolling the dice that much?  it's been a good number of years, and i've never experienced anything like that.  imma do my homework on the statistics there later, because i'm skeptical...

[Phox]

huh...
as far as cleanliness, have i just been lucky that it hasn't been a horrible mess?  an occasional use of the bowl of warm water and the dark colored washcloth has been sufficient in my experience...
i've never been impressed with the 'lubrication' that condoms offer.  they seem to be a detraction no matter what.  we just use liberal amounts of hydrosmooth.
as far as infection, have i really been rolling the dice that much?  it's been a good number of years, and i've never experienced anything like that.  imma do my homework on the statistics there later, because i'm skeptical...

Cleanliness. Depends on the person, how much they have in their bowels at the time, their body's reaction, etc.

Lubrication on condoms. While it's not nearly enough on its own, when the anus is involved, ever little bit helps. If you don't use enough, I will rip your cock off with my gluts.

Infection. Dunno, but there are plenty of rather nasty strains of bacteria in teh butt. That's why girls have to wipe so carefully. I wouldn't know how likely an infection in a guy is, since their urinary tract is slightly different, but it is certainly possible, and they are always unpleasant, so why risk it?

[Don Coyote]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

[Phox]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Good advice, but in some people, all the stimulation causes them to lose bowel control, and as I understand it, that reaction is more likely if there is more in the bowels to begin with. But, then again, I never had that problem, and I'm not an expert.

[BadBeast]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   

[Don Coyote]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Good advice, but in some people, all the stimulation causes them to lose bowel control, and as I understand it, that reaction is more likely if there is more in the bowels to begin with. But, then again, I never had that problem, and I'm not an expert.

This is true. One of the women I used to date would immediately rush the bathroom after the preliminaries.

[Don Coyote]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   

Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BULLSHIT.  KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.

This is totally true. I am 100% not at all kinky.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.

[Don Coyote]

Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   

Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.

Has nothing to do with being an anarchist. Everything to do with being a European.