Buttsex = SCIENCE!

[LMNO]

FALCON PUNCH!

[Freeky]

DONKEY PAUNCH!

[Cramulus]

I'm reading this correctly, yes? The more sex moves from urbandictionary you use, the better sex you'll have.

FINALLY, THE ARGUMENT FOR SPACE DOCKING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[Faust]

If the girl doesn't like the idea of it chances are she wont try it.

Even with that taken into account, those figures are surprisingly high.

[Doktor Howl]

If the girl doesn't like the idea of it chances are she wont try it.

Even with that taken into account, those figures are surprisingly high.

RUFIES:  THEY'RE GOOD FOR SCIENCE!

[BadBeast]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

[BadBeast]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

[BadBeast]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....

[BadBeast]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....

It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!

[Phox]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....

It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!

I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.

[Elder Iptuous]

hmm...
i figure there's got to be a good joke involving corn smut in here somewhere.... perhaps you could make use of that?


also, mark another for 'in favor' of buttsex.  most of our personal records have been made in the context where it was employed.  i would also point out that it is an acquired skill (on the part of both partners), so evaluating it by a one shot try isn't adequate.  it's unfortunate that some on the giving end of the equation don't approach it delicately, as i would assume that is the primary reason that most on the receiving end don't make it over the learning curve into the realm of goodlordthatsfantastic...  i blame porn for this tragedy.

[BadBeast]

Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?

Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.

Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....

It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!

I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.

Maybe, but aesthetically, it doesn't enhance anything. And looks a bit like a tapeworm segment.