Okay, So You Found Us, and We're Not What You Expected.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

But who am I kidding?  This is PD, so your job is to dig your heels in and show us all.  You'll last about a month, you'll be bitter as hell when you finally leave, but at least you will have appeased your e-penis, which has to be worth something, right?

Way to go.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

See?  This is exactly what I was talking about.

Some days I wonder if we could use PD as proof the humans actually cannot be taught....

[Dido]

But who am I kidding?  This is PD, so your job is to dig your heels in and show us all.  You'll last about a month, you'll be bitter as hell when you finally leave, but at least you will have appeased your e-penis, which has to be worth something, right?

Way to go.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

See?  This is exactly what I was talking about.

Some days I wonder if we could use PD as proof the humans actually cannot be taught....

Yeah, that will teach them. Definitely.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

But who am I kidding?  This is PD, so your job is to dig your heels in and show us all.  You'll last about a month, you'll be bitter as hell when you finally leave, but at least you will have appeased your e-penis, which has to be worth something, right?

Way to go.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

See?  This is exactly what I was talking about.

Some days I wonder if we could use PD as proof the humans actually cannot be taught....

Yeah, that will teach them. Definitely.

FUCK OFF.  Do not start with me.  Only warning that you will get.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But who am I kidding?  This is PD, so your job is to dig your heels in and show us all.  You'll last about a month, you'll be bitter as hell when you finally leave, but at least you will have appeased your e-penis, which has to be worth something, right?

Way to go.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

Why do you have to come waltzing in waving your dick and looking to pick a fight? So you can cry about being picked on? I don't get it.

[Dido]

But who am I kidding?  This is PD, so your job is to dig your heels in and show us all.  You'll last about a month, you'll be bitter as hell when you finally leave, but at least you will have appeased your e-penis, which has to be worth something, right?

Way to go.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

Why do you have to come waltzing in waving your dick and looking to pick a fight? So you can cry about being picked on? I don't get it.

So, saying that I used to 'hang out' here a couple of years ago, back in the zeros, or loo years, as my friends call them, equals picking a fight?

I am not crying, nor do I feel particularly picked on. I figured that FUCK OFFright now was just the cordial PD style that I remembered.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But who am I kidding?  This is PD, so your job is to dig your heels in and show us all.  You'll last about a month, you'll be bitter as hell when you finally leave, but at least you will have appeased your e-penis, which has to be worth something, right?

Way to go.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

Why do you have to come waltzing in waving your dick and looking to pick a fight? So you can cry about being picked on? I don't get it.

So, saying that I used to 'hang out' here a couple of years ago, back in the zeros, or loo years, as my friends call them, equals picking a fight?

I am not crying, nor do I feel particularly picked on. I figured that FUCK OFFright now was just the cordial PD style that I remembered.

Heh.

So... everyone who used to hang out at PD back in the l00 years and is still around has a really, REALLY BIG e-dick?

I wondered why I came back. Must have been the virtual pheromones.

Fuck off and die.  Seriously.

[BadBeast]

Isn't there supposed to be an "L" in Dildo?

(And a couple of batteries?)

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm not sure what you guys found offensive in the quoted post.

But then, I'm usually not very interested in being offended.

[Triple Zero]

He was offensively complimenting us PD old-timers on the humongousness of our e-penises.

Actually, I didn't really get it either. But it'll solve itself: if he was sincere in acknowledging the sheer vastness of our virtual electronic reproduction apparatuses, he'll be back to congratulate us. And if he is secretly an asshole he either won't be back, or he will personally experience how ill-equipped his e-anus is to accomodate our computerized cocks.

[Luna]

he will personally experience how ill-equipped his e-anus is to accomodate our computerized cocks.

[Idiot]

whatever
ive always been here and im still convinced you're doing it wrong

[Adios]

whatever
ive always been here and im still convinced you're doing it wrong

Of course we are, it's just that we have elevated doing it wrong to an art form.

[Idiot]

Of course we are, it's just that we have elevated doing it wrong to an art form.

I was talking to THEM.

[Adios]

Of course we are, it's just that we have elevated doing it wrong to an art form.

I was talking to THEM.

And now you're talking to ME, see how that works?

[Idiot]

And now you're talking to ME, see how that works?

no, I preferred it before