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Started by Adios, October 11, 2010, 11:46:39 PM

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#15
October 13, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.

Hopefully if I can get one we can snail mail it around everywhere.

Don Coyote

#16
October 13, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 13, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.

Hopefully if I can get one we can snail mail it around everywhere.

LOL

the last yatto

#17
October 13, 2010, 05:50:15 AM
if I didn't have xm radio id check my car for one
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#18
October 13, 2010, 05:52:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 13, 2010, 03:22:39 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
I don't have a car, but if you guys send it to me, I will carry it around in my bag with me.
Hopefully if I can get one we can snail mail it around everywhere.
Won't that mean that valuable resources relating to National Security would be wasted, possibly with tragic results?   :|
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Requia ☣

#19
October 13, 2010, 10:06:23 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 13, 2010, 05:50:15 AM
if I didn't have xm radio id check my car for one

What does XM radio have to do with anything?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

the last yatto

#20
October 13, 2010, 11:25:19 AM
LikeOnStar, they basicly make your car preinstalled with gps.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Requia ☣

#21
October 13, 2010, 11:35:03 AM
And do you have a source for that that's not Above Top Secret or David Icke or some other collection of mostly crazy people?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

BadBeast

#22
October 13, 2010, 11:44:47 AM Last Edit: October 13, 2010, 11:47:45 AM by BadBeast
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2010, 11:35:03 AM
And do you have a source for that that's not Above Top Secret or David Icke or some other collection of mostly crazy people?
The R.A.C do that tracking thing here with their breakdown cover, on a huge scale. Their
cover is cheaper if you opt for their trackers. I think they do an option where they take your cellphone number, and use that to track you too.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the last yatto

#23
October 13, 2010, 11:49:56 AM
Hmmm maybe onstar is better

"We do not track our subscribers' vehicles—that's the bottom line," spokesman Jim Kobus said. "The only time we would know where the vehicle is, is when the driver initiates contact to OnStar or when the vehicle has been in an accident, the air bag deploys and the vehicle automatically calls us for help."
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#24
October 13, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
Then again a software hack is still less risky then planting hardware

http://sites.google.com/site/radioetcetera/home/onstar-gps
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#25
October 13, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 13, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
Then again a software hack is still less risky then planting hardware

http://sites.google.com/site/radioetcetera/home/onstar-gps
Or a phone app, that constantly updates a database on your position. (For your own safety, of course, if you break down)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cainad (dec.)

#26
October 13, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Mailing it around the country would be fun... but I think it would be appropriate to my religion if I instead flipped the fuck out and reported that "what I suspect may be an explosive" had been attached to my car. Since I'm frequently driving on and off the campus of a major public university, the scare would have a "they planned to kill students!" hook already built in.

Since the group responsible for putting a tracking device on my car is not necessarily in communication with the group(s) responsible for responding to bomb threats, confusion would be generated. Hail Eris.

Adios

#27
October 13, 2010, 11:58:46 PM
Dok, it might be 102 in Tucson in mid October, but here it's 70, no wind, no clouds. A perfect day.

:lulz:
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