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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
October 13, 2010, 02:55:37 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 02:51:17 AM
It should be kicked out.  We could probably figure out a new quadrant system that didn't include them.

We already have one too many quadrants, anyway.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#16
October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#18
October 13, 2010, 03:23:48 AM
NE/SE/SW/NW

Oh, is North the fifth?

I'm still kinda new. :(

Doktor Howl

#19
October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
October 13, 2010, 03:24:38 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:23:48 AM
NE/SE/SW/NW

Oh, is North the fifth?

I'm still kinda new. :(

Yes, N is the 5th quadrant. So we can totally afford to boot SW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
October 13, 2010, 03:25:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.

This is what I'm saying. We can give it to Tigard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#22
October 13, 2010, 03:25:44 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:25:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.

This is what I'm saying. We can give it to Tigard.

Make sure to put all your old people on it, like the Inuit.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
October 13, 2010, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:25:44 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:25:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.

This is what I'm saying. We can give it to Tigard.

Make sure to put all your old people on it, like the Inuit.

Can we put the weeaboos on with them?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#24
October 13, 2010, 03:27:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.

We could get in trouble if we don't.  Aren't there catch and release laws in OR?

Doktor Howl

#25
October 13, 2010, 03:27:57 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:25:44 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:25:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.

This is what I'm saying. We can give it to Tigard.

Make sure to put all your old people on it, like the Inuit.

Can we put the weeaboos on with them?

YES.

And anyone found guilty of "glomping".
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
October 13, 2010, 03:32:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:27:57 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:25:44 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:25:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 03:24:31 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 03:20:15 AM
??

Wha-

Five. We have five. Quadrants.

We always have.

No.

You'll have to cut one loose and let it go downstream.

This is what I'm saying. We can give it to Tigard.

Make sure to put all your old people on it, like the Inuit.

Can we put the weeaboos on with them?

YES.

And anyone found guilty of "glomping".

"Glomping".  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#27
October 13, 2010, 03:36:43 AM
Glomping.  Inspired, I just went and watched two minutes of "glomp" compilations on youtube.

Now I'm calming myself by imagining what it would be like to push them all out of a seventh story window.

East Coast Hustle

#28
October 13, 2010, 03:44:39 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 13, 2010, 02:51:17 AM
It should be kicked out.  We could probably figure out a new quadrant system that didn't include them.

Not only should it be kicked out, but it should be forcibly annexed by West Linn or Tualatin or some other terrible place like that.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

the last yatto

#29
October 13, 2010, 07:52:44 AM
Tanks this thread gave me a gasm idea :)
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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