ATTN, BADBEAST (EVERYONE ELSE GTFO):

[Doktor Howl]

You're a cunt.

I could bite your heart in half with my bare teeth.  Hearts are tough and chewy.  You couldn't do that.  No.  Your English teeth lack the necessary tensile strength.  Also, you couldn't stick your jaw into your own chest to get started.

That is all.  You may now return to calling soccer "football", eating boiled lard, and watching that horrible shit you call television.

Okay for now,
Dok

[BadBeast]

You're a cunt.

I could bite your heart in half with my bare teeth.  Hearts are tough and chewy.  You couldn't do that.  No.  Your English teeth lack the necessary tensile strength.  Also, you couldn't stick your jaw into your own chest to get started.

That is all.  You may now return to calling soccer "football", eating boiled lard, and watching that horrible shit you call television.

Okay for now,
Dok

OK Geeza, calm down, what did I do? Cuz I'm a bit baffled. I mean, I know I'm a cunt, but I don't know what particular kind of cunt I've been that would upset you. Or anyone particularly. I'm going to retrace my posts and see if I can work it out. But I apologise unreservedly, in advance, if I've done something horrendous.   

[Doktor Howl]

You're a cunt.

I could bite your heart in half with my bare teeth.  Hearts are tough and chewy.  You couldn't do that.  No.  Your English teeth lack the necessary tensile strength.  Also, you couldn't stick your jaw into your own chest to get started.

That is all.  You may now return to calling soccer "football", eating boiled lard, and watching that horrible shit you call television.

Okay for now,
Dok

OK Geeza, calm down, what did I do? Cuz I'm a bit baffled. I mean, I know I'm a cunt, but I don't know what particular kind of cunt I've been that would upset you. Or anyone particularly. I'm going to retrace my posts and see if I can work it out. But I apologise unreservedly, in advance, if I've done something horrendous.   

You've done nothing out of the ordinary.  I just wanted to make sure you know you're a cunt.

I'll be getting to everyone, eventually, because PD is the OB/GYN waiting room of the interbutts.

[BadBeast]

You're a cunt.

I could bite your heart in half with my bare teeth.  Hearts are tough and chewy.  You couldn't do that.  No.  Your English teeth lack the necessary tensile strength.  Also, you couldn't stick your jaw into your own chest to get started.

That is all.  You may now return to calling soccer "football", eating boiled lard, and watching that horrible shit you call television.

Okay for now,
Dok

OK Geeza, calm down, what did I do? Cuz I'm a bit baffled. I mean, I know I'm a cunt, but I don't know what particular kind of cunt I've been that would upset you. Or anyone particularly. I'm going to retrace my posts and see if I can work it out. But I apologise unreservedly, in advance, if I've done something horrendous.   

You've done nothing out of the ordinary.  I just wanted to make sure you know you're a cunt.

I'll be getting to everyone, eventually, because PD is the OB/GYN waiting room of the interbutts.

Well, thanks for that Dok, I already knew, (I suspect you knew that already) there's some things that are impossible to dress up as anything else, and being a cunt is one of them. But I try not to revel in utter cuntdom, just because I can. People can be so judgemental about stuff like that, don't you think? And I appreciate your candidness in pointing it out to me. Really I do. Just imagine if I hadn't known! I'd be pissarsing about, as usual, but compounding my every word, by being a clumsy, ignorant uber cunt, all over the fucking place, with no inkling of just how much of a cunt I was being. That really would be horrible.
And I'm glad it was you who told me. I'm not sure I could have taken it quite so pragmatically if anyone else had pointed it out. So for this, I love you.
And rest assured, if you ever show symptoms of becoming an utter cunt yourself, (And I know what I'm talking about here) I shall be the first to tell you. Oh yes. I never forget a genuine heartfelt good turn like this. Had a lesser man than you broken it to me, I might have thought they were just being a Cunt, And got a bit of a butthurt rage thing going, about the unfairness of it all. I'm so glad that didn't happen. It never looks good, does it? Anyway, my Lard tea is boiling over, and Eastenders is about to start. So I'm off to butter me crumpet.
Take care, and thanks again, BB.