Pop Quiz

[Placid Dingo]

1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?

1. Jesus of Nazareth
2. Shrieking children. Cuz children shriek. A lot.
3. Just finished up some tomato soup, toast, and coffee
4. I don't know, but I don't want to touch it.
5. Culbert Olson didn't need one. His name was Culbert.
6. I'm not. It's lazy eye.
7. She said that politics is for suckers.

How did I do?

[Placid Dingo]

In terms of accuracy, nothing, but I award you 12 points for effort.

[Rumckle]

1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?

1. George Bush Snr
2. The police telling you that what you are doing is illegal.
3. I was eating humus and crackers, but that was a while ago
4. Hey, I'd been looking for that!
5. &@#!
6. To make sure no-one steals it, I won that rib cage fair and square.
7. The New York Times was run by the Illuminati (see question 1).

[BadBeast]

1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?

1/ Michael Moore.
2/ The mewling screeching cacophony of other peoples children, as they mimic the games their parents play.
3/ A dead fish.
4/ What dead fish *gulp*
5/Shrimpcock.
6/ For the same reason the Whole Earth Battalion stare at goats.
7/ She said something that no-one pretended to be able to understand. Thus Trumping everyone who heard her. Then disappeared up her own arse, and was never seen again.

[Cramulus]

1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?

Professor Cramulus

2. To what does one listen to in a playground?

the adult with the megaphone

3. What the hell are you eating?

an apple

4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?

It's a goddamn jizz parade

5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?

Testy Culbert.

6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?

mommy i want its blood

7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?

mescaline

[Placid Dingo]

!!!

Firstly beautiful answers.

But also, in a shock, Cram actually gets 1/8 Correct! A new best!

[Rumckle]

But also, in a shock, Cram actually gets 1/8 Correct! A new best!

That's pretty good, seeing as though there are 7 questions.

[Placid Dingo]

Dammit. I deduct a point from myself for that.

Anyway; Cam get's 1/7.

[Placid Dingo]

...and CRAM gets 1/7 also.

[BadBeast]

W

Dammit. I deduct a point from myself for that.

Anyway; Cam get's 1/7.

Which one? I bet it's the 'Apple' one! Fruit fetishist, that boy.

[Placid Dingo]

Nope, Rum's got the best answer for five so far.

Think more discordian.