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Started by AFK, October 13, 2010, 03:05:48 PM

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AFK

Have any of you spags ever bought any furniture from Bob's Discount Furniture?  If so please share your experiences and commentary with particular focus on product quality.  The missus and I are getting ready to upgrade some living room and kitchen furniture.  Bobs has good prices but I've heard varied accounts on the quality of Bob's merch. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

I don't have any comments about the merch, but the bob's discount furniture commercials from the 90s made me hate him in a very distinct way

and then I began to love him

Richter

I've gotten my own furniture has always coem from family, yard sales, and Salvation Army.  I have no horror stories on 2nd hand Bob's stuff though, as I'm certain he would not ship anything with a stain of THAT size.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

East Coast Hustle

I have no first-hand experience with stuff from Bob's, but I've heard 2nd and 3rd hand accounts of their stuff being "fell off the back of the truck" quality. Sort of like the Best Buy of furniture. have you checked Mardens? They frequently have awesome furniture that's actually good quality for pretty cheap. I don't know about the stores in your neck of the woods but I know the Bangor and Ellsworth stores are great for that stuff. I also know that the Biddo store sucks. Not just for furniture, for everything. it's like the red-headed stepchild of Mardens. But that's exactly what you'd expect to find in Biddo.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Wear a shower cap. We went out couch shopping last month and then spent a week fighting off head lice. :(
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: First City Hustle on October 13, 2010, 03:42:41 PM
GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE.

My hair has been cut above my shoulders for almost two years now ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

0

Bob's is great.

Free candy, good food, and quality furniture.

Although, having met Bob, I can't see he will or will not try to steal your children away whilst you are perusing his wares and the little ones are gorging themselves.

In that vein, he may or may not be like the witch from Hansel and Gretel.

We won't know until it happens. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN.

Suu

Ugh, used furniture.

-Suu
Suddenly feels itchy again.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

Pretty sure Bob's isn't used furniture. And Mardens definitely isn't.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

0

I'm going with FCH on this one, they're legit as far as "new and unused" furniture goes. Dent and scratch stuff, definitely. Worth it.

Suu

Meh...I'd rather buy something from the local Socialist Furniture Amusement Park than Bob's.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 13, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
Have any of you spags ever bought any furniture from Bob's Discount Furniture?  If so please share your experiences and commentary with particular focus on product quality.  The missus and I are getting ready to upgrade some living room and kitchen furniture.  Bobs has good prices but I've heard varied accounts on the quality of Bob's merch. 

"Bob" has defined "Sin" as "Selling shoddy goods just for the hell of it".

:bob:
Molon Lube

Richter

Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 13, 2010, 06:20:31 PM
Meh...I'd rather buy something from the local Socialist Furniture Amusement Park than Bob's.

So you're endorsing Jordan's?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 06:26:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 13, 2010, 06:20:31 PM
Meh...I'd rather buy something from the local Socialist Furniture Amusement Park than Bob's.

So you're endorsing Jordan's?

Fuck no.

Cardi's!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cto-f5ooIXk
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."