Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)

[Doktor Howl]

You're a cunt.

Do not come anywhere near Tucson.  We have ways of dealing with the Irish.  Oh, yes.  You'll find yourself stuffed with rufies and dropped off behind the bus station.  You'll have to replace your colon with schedule 80 PVC, and you will never have an audible fart again.

Okay for now,
Dok

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You're a cunt.

Do not come anywhere near Tucson.  We have ways of dealing with the Irish.  Oh, yes.  You'll find yourself stuffed with rufies and dropped off behind the bus station.  You'll have to replace your colon with schedule 80 PVC, and you will never have an audible fart again.
Okay for now,
Dok

Tempting to have such a handy skill, but I'll heed the warning for now.

[Doktor Howl]

You're a cunt.

Do not come anywhere near Tucson.  We have ways of dealing with the Irish.  Oh, yes.  You'll find yourself stuffed with rufies and dropped off behind the bus station.  You'll have to replace your colon with schedule 80 PVC, and you will never have an audible fart again.
Okay for now,
Dok

Tempting to have such a handy skill, but I'll heed the warning for now.

Well, you're wiser than Badbeast, who chose to ignore my warnings.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cost is a bit too high, it seems.

What kind of radius are we talking about?

[Doktor Howl]

Cost is a bit too high, it seems.

What kind of radius are we talking about?

I've got a bunch of 2" laying around.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whoops, I mean what kind of radius around Tucson do you mean? Like is edge of suburbs ok? half hour drive?

[Doktor Howl]

Whoops, I mean what kind of radius around Tucson do you mean? Like is edge of suburbs ok? half hour drive?

STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING GADSDEN PURCHASE, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

IT'S NOT THE PADDY O'REILLY PURCHASE.  NO.  ALSO, IRISH PEOPLE ARE KNOWN TO BURN UP LIKE FLASH PAPER WHEN EXPOSED TO DIRECT SUNLIGHT, WHICH IS WHY THEY ALL LIVE IN THE BOSTON - NEW YORK AREA, AND SEATTLE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's a fairly large tract. What about allowing me to come as close as half way to Yuma, and access to the parts in New Mexico?

[Doktor Howl]

That's a fairly large tract. What about allowing me to come as close as half way to Yuma, and access to the parts in New Mexico?

YOU WANNA PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, SEAMUS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hmm. Request denied then. At least it gives me some of Arizona.

Well, I suppose I should impose some travel restriction on you too. Your range within Massachusetts is limited to Boston proper (which excludes portions of the MBTA) and Revere.

I'm going to go with the keep an eye on you policy.

Special dispensation may be given upon request for travel to and from Providence, which I have no jurisdiction over.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, I suppose I should impose some travel restriction on you too. Your range within Massachusetts is limited to Boston proper (which excludes portions of the MBTA) and Revere.

That's all there is. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, I suppose I should impose some travel restriction on you too. Your range within Massachusetts is limited to Boston proper (which excludes portions of the MBTA) and Revere.

That's all there is. 

More or less, but it prohibits you from the Greater Boston area (Cambridge, Quincy, Brookline, etc....) I suppose I could allow access to west of Worcester if you like, but yeah, not much point to that.