About the Welsh...

[East Coast Hustle]

IT'S FUCKING BANGERS AND MASH, YOU TINKER'S FART!


FOR FUCK'S SAKE
SAUSAGE
TATERS
MUSHROOM FUCKING GRAVY


DO YOU NEED A FUCKING MAP TO FIND YOUR WAY TO FLAVORVILLE OR CAN YOU STILL FIND YOUR ASS IN THE DARK WITH BOTH HANDS AND A FLASHLIGHT?!

that skeevy-looking "sausage" is outdone only by the even skeevier-looking runny "gravy".

No wonder the Irish never achieved anything of note with a diet like that.

[Suu]

Bangers are kinda different than the traditional American-style breakfast sausage, much more mild. My last job did a decent batch of bangers and mash, but they didn't look at good as this. Our bangers were smaller, almost like Jimmy Dean link size, but they WERE imported.

Now pudding I won't eat...

[Eater of Clowns]

I think that picture looks awful.  The bangers from Suu's former job were tiny, but it was a good meal.  I was pretty jealous of the pastie pies though, I have to admit.

[Suu]

Pasty Pies are Cornish though...which in itself is a whole other subset of human life.

[Eater of Clowns]

Pasty Pies are Cornish though...which in itself is a whole other subset of subhuman life.

Fixed.

[Suu]

That's because Lithuanians are the only true humans, and everyone else is inferior, ESPECIALLY the Cornish and Welsh.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'll be honest, I think that the Irish never actually eat. They just live on alcohol and historic angst. Their "cuisine" was invented solely to be sold to Americans who think having some Irish ancestors makes them Irish but who can't handle living on alcohol alone. I find it impossible to believe that given over a thousand mostly homogenous years, the best a culture can come up with is sausages and mashed potatos or beef stew.

On the other hand, it would fit in nicely with the historical Irish inability to accomplish anything.

[Doktor Howl]

That's because Lithuanians are the only true humans, and everyone else is inferior, ESPECIALLY the Cornish and Welsh.

YOU PUT WELSH IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS CORNISH?



YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH! 

Dok,
Firing up the WOMP engines.

[Suu]

BRING IT, YOU GINGER YETI!

[Doktor Howl]

BRING IT, YOU GINGER YETI!

Soon as I get to the laptop, your pasty New England ass is toast.

TOAST, DO YUO HEAR ME?

[Suu]

You think I'm AFRAID?!

You think I don't have the POWER to RETALIATE?!

[0]

Yup.


Yup.

[Suu]

Yup.


Yup.

SHUT UP! I DID NOT ASK FOR THE PORTUGUESE TO INTERVENE!

[0]

Yup.


Yup.

SHUT UP! I DID NOT ASK FOR THE PORTUGUESE TO INTERVENE!

Time for me to create "The Unlimited Itralian American Auto-Fellating" thread.

Yup. I do think it's time.

Racist? nope. Hate filled? maybe. Well informed about the type of people you're descended from? Absolutely.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I

FUCKING

LOVE

CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE.



But then, I am Welsh.

And for the love of history, the consumption of cabbage may not be particularly Irish, but salted and pickled beef sure as fuck is. They didn't start calling it "Corned beef" until the 1600s.