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I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!

Started by Freeky, October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM

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Freeky

October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
I wear nonprescription glasses over my prescription glasses. I don't smoke, wear shorts and T-shirts that I bought first-hand, and don't have a bike at all, but I do it with a sense of IRONY. All of my hurdie gurdies and ukeleles WEAR FUCKING BERETS! I listen to rap because rap sucks, but is more ironic than that crap you old fuckers listen to!

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

Don Coyote

#1
October 17, 2010, 12:58:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
I wear nonprescription glasses over my prescription glasses. I don't smoke, wear shorts and T-shirts that I bought first-hand, and don't have a bike at all, but I do it with a sense of IRONY. All of my hurdie gurdies and ukeleles WEAR FUCKING BERETS! I listen to rap because rap sucks, but is more ironic than that crap you old fuckers listen to!

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
:mittens:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
October 17, 2010, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
I wear nonprescription glasses over my prescription glasses. I don't smoke, wear shorts and T-shirts that I bought first-hand, and don't have a bike at all, but I do it with a sense of IRONY. All of my hurdie gurdies and ukeleles WEAR FUCKING BERETS! I listen to rap because rap sucks, but is more ironic than that crap you old fuckers listen to!

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

:lulz:
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East Coast Hustle

#3
October 17, 2010, 02:17:07 AM
..but I like rap. I guess I can't be a hipster anymore. :(
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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#4
October 17, 2010, 02:20:24 AM
I was only acting like a hipster to be ironic.
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Remington

#5
February 06, 2011, 10:31:24 PM
Is it plugged in?

The Johnny

#6
February 06, 2011, 11:25:36 PM
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Juana

#7
February 06, 2011, 11:32:03 PM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Xooxe

#8
February 07, 2011, 03:12:18 AM
 :lol:

AFK

#9
February 07, 2011, 01:39:12 PM
I'm a thirty something father of two and don't get any of this shit.

GET OFF MAH LAWN!!
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Oracle

#10
February 07, 2011, 08:19:53 PM
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?


- Oh, it is this really cool number you haven't heard of yet.

East Coast Hustle

#11
February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Sister Fracture

#12
February 08, 2011, 12:41:23 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.
:?
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Don Coyote

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February 08, 2011, 12:42:43 AM
Quote from: Oracle on February 07, 2011, 08:19:53 PM
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?


- Oh, it is this really cool number you haven't heard of yet.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.

Sister Fracture

#14
February 08, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
:/ I still don't geddit.

Fracture,
Herp derp.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.
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