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Started by Cramulus, October 18, 2010, 08:47:59 PM

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#15
November 09, 2010, 01:21:52 AM
Every possible soundbite you could ever want from Anchorman

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Anchorman_The_Legend_Of_Ron_Burgundy.html

Narrator: "He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr."

Brian: "Ron, wh-- where are you?"
ROn: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

Ron: "You scorpion woman!"

Ron: "News team, assemble!"

Cramulus

#16
November 09, 2010, 01:23:13 AM
Sounds from The Legend of Zelda

I recommend the find an item fanfare and the discover a secret noise

http://noproblo.dayjo.org/ZeldaSounds/

Rumckle

#17
November 09, 2010, 01:32:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 09:25:29 PM
Ride of the Vaklyries will now be my Morning Alarm ringtone!


Man, that's great to wake up to, the only problem is it makes me want to slaughter Vietnamese farmers.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

geekdad

#18
November 19, 2010, 12:32:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcm90F9T-N4

from 00s to about 34s...

It confuses the shit out of everybody, espoecially when I'm in a store. If I don't want to answer it I look at it, look at the nearest person to me and say something like "I'm getting a fax".

Bonus points if I am able to pull out a receipt from the same pocket and pull it out to "read" intently.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Cramulus

#19
November 19, 2010, 12:36:57 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:32:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcm90F9T-N4

from 00s to about 34s...

It confuses the shit out of everybody, espoecially when I'm in a store. If I don't want to answer it I look at it, look at the nearest person to me and say something like "I'm getting a fax".

Bonus points if I am able to pull out a receipt from the same pocket and pull it out to "read" intently.

aaaahahah a fax noise is such a great idea for a ringtone!


Cramulus

#20
August 20, 2011, 05:40:20 PM
BLAST! all these links are dead

does anybody have these mp3s?

Salty

#21
August 20, 2011, 05:59:02 PM
I have the first one, Arnold/Journey. Which I love to play on repeat at the speakers at work, loud, with my eyes closed, tapping my toes until I get yelled at.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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#22
August 23, 2011, 01:18:11 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 20, 2011, 05:59:02 PM
I have the first one, Arnold/Journey. Which I love to play on repeat at the speakers at work, loud, with my eyes closed, tapping my toes until I get yelled at.

Yeah, I've been using that one since Cram posted it.

I often wait for most of it to play before I answer the phone.

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Cramulus

#23
August 23, 2011, 04:10:46 AM
bad ass! Render the mp3 unto m3

Triple Zero

#24
August 23, 2011, 12:00:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 05:40:20 PM
BLAST! all these links are dead

does anybody have these mp3s?

No I don't, however ... Click here for a picture of a fish!! (It's really fresh)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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#25
August 24, 2011, 02:03:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 23, 2011, 04:10:46 AM
bad ass! Render the mp3 unto m3

My laptop is out of commission, but I'll see what I can do.
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#26
August 24, 2011, 02:33:44 AM
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Cramulus

#27
August 24, 2011, 02:47:08 PM
yesssss

I thank you

my roommates curse you

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#28
August 24, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
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