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Started by Doktor Howl, October 18, 2010, 09:37:23 PM

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 18, 2010, 09:37:23 PM
We need REALLY BIG DRAGONS.
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Only I can save you from the wizrad menace!


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SO I ASKED NANCY PELOSI AND MICHELLE IF THEY COULD TAKE ALL OF THIS
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AND THEY SAID "YES WE CAN!"
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SO I SHOWED HILLARY HOW BIG IT IS, SEE?
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AND YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HER FACE, IT WENT LIKE THIS:

Adios


Cramulus


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Quote from: First City Hustle on October 18, 2010, 09:46:55 PM
SO I ASKED NANCY PELOSI AND MICHELLE IF THEY COULD TAKE ALL OF THIS
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AND THEY SAID "YES WE CAN!"

Damn, "Great Minds," eh... Beat me to it  :lulz:

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No u

When I looked in the toilet , it was THIS BIG!!!
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I was so excited to see it go down without my having to summon the official White House toilet plunger...
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That's too funny for this early in the morning.

However, it has distracted me for a moment from getting up at crackhead o'clock on my birthday to go to the dentist.

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Me- "Yes."


This shit is exactly why.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2010, 07:36:55 AM
That's too funny for this early in the morning.

However, it has distracted me for a moment from getting up at crackhead o'clock on my birthday to go to the dentist.

Happy dentistry. How many teeth do you have now?

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