ATTN: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPREHENSION-IMPAIRED COCKMONGLERS...

[No u]

@ Payne

There's quite an expanse between trolling a person's opinions and personal attacks of one's character. ECH wasn't singled out by me as a target until he chose to get personal.

If one doesn't wish to become a target, one shouldn't resort to name calling. 

Just sayin'

[East Coast Hustle]

Nobody is namecalling, you fucking turdburglar. Now shut your pedantic face-anus.

[Golden Applesauce]

IF POINTLESS CONFLICT DOESN'T SUIT YOUR PURPOSES, THEN STOP.

What if it does, though?

I mean, it doesn't in my case, but I'm not actually participating in this wider thread.  Sometimes, that kind of behaviour annoys me, as well.  But I simply refuse to indulge in it any more, and generally ignore it when I see it.  People will either figure it out on their own, and stop (or continue, if the above caveat applies), or they'll never figure it out and stop.  Trying to involve yourself with the former will just bring down their scorn and suspicion on you, and the latter are never going to change anyway, so I don't really see the need to do anything about them.

I agree... but when this stuff spills over into otherwise intelligent threads, I get a little annoyed.

[Cain]

Agreed on that point, certainly.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Nobody is namecalling, you fucking turdburglar. Now shut your pedantic face-anus.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

In response to me "following my boytoy around", I do my OWN things. Whether or not it happens in the same thread is irrelevant...


It's true, I'm engaged to him, but that doesn't mean I'm a zombie homed in on my flesh meal.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

WOULD YOU DICKSTEAKS KNOCK IT OFF


MY CATS
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ARE TRYING
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TO SLEEP
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  I love you Cram

[Doktor Howl]

Cram, I do appreciate you trying to re-rail this thread back to humor, but if people want to get offended they will be.

Somehow this idea has gotten around that "hate" is good, and "shitting on people" is the default human interaction mode.

AND I'M FUCKING TIRED OF IT.

This ain't gonna be your century.

[Doktor Howl]

WHAT THE COCKS?? SHUT THE FUCK UP!! LOOK AT THIS GOD DAMNED KITTY!!



YOU HAVE NEVER SEEEEEEEEEN A KITTY SO DAMNED CUTE IN ALL YOUR MISERABLE TAILPIPE SUCKING LIVES!!

She's smiling because she knows how the movie ends.

Badly?

[East Coast Hustle]

In response to me "following my boytoy around", I do my OWN things. Whether or not it happens in the same thread is irrelevant...


It's true, I'm engaged to him, but that doesn't mean I'm a zombie homed in on my flesh meal.

yeah, that was mostly in response to the 3 pages of unfunny huge text. And because I just like to say things in the most abrasive manner possible. You seem like a generally decent sort.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I've had so much abrasive shit hurled at me, I'm silky smooth 


Didn't have the nicest parents, or any friends.... 


Which was odd, considering how empathic and understanding I can be D:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AND ANOTHER THING. THE WOMEN IN THE FOOD COURT LOOK AT YOU AND THEY KNOW HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE. PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY IN THE MALL KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU SUCK. THEY SEE YOU AND THEY SEE YOUR HAIR CUT AND THEY HATE YOU. AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE IT.

YOU WALK AROUND THE FUCKING MALL ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW NOT PART OF THE HUMAN MEATSHOW, LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE REGULAR PERSON OBSERVING ALL THE FREAKS RUBBING THEIR NOSES ON THE GLASS AT CINNABUN, BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING THROUGH A MICROSCOPE, YOU'RE LIVING ON THE FUCKING SLIDE

Oh, Cramulus. Please have my babies!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Meh, maybe 18 year olds aren't yet ready for the all-powerful awesomeness of PD. Maybe I am immature. But dammit, I try to be.  

However, I won't say that I don't have good things to contribute to Discordianism.  I just choose to keep them to myself, because I don't feel that they are near as good as some other things I've seen here.

No, sweet heart, you're no more immature than any of us, and as far as I'm concerned all was forgiven last night when you apologized. I can, have, and would still go to the mat for you or for almost any of these assholes if I felt it was justified. I'm sorry if I was too harsh; I can't seem to moderate that. My niceness valves are faulty.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Are...any of your other valves faulty? Cause we could get kinky with that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I call BS on this.  Just because we troll one thread that was an apparent attack on us, that means we are trolling the entire forum?  I'm afraid you're assertion is going to require a little more evidence to be credible.

Oh holy shit   please tell me you meant that to be funny!

Pretty sure this was aimed at Charley and I for being dipsticks on the copyright thread.  

I didn't read that one, but I've seen maybe a dozen instances of exactly what he's talking about in the OP in the last month, and I may have participated in them. But none of them were FW or Cheese.

I found what transpired over the last couple of days in the open bar to be a little more than coincidental with the appearance of this thread.

I also find the corollary of mention of the forum from whence I came a bit suspicious as well. *shrugs*

HILARIOUSLY coincidental

in that I was JUST READING a thread in which ECH became furious with someone totally different for the shit that he went off on in the OP

In fact, there have recently been several nearly-major falling-outs between longstanding friends on this forum over what he went off about in the OP

AND THEN

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN

You very nearly destroyed your relationship with me, Freeky, and Dok over what he went off about in the OP by assuming this thread was about YOU.


I sure as fuck hope you have a sense of humor about yourself, because you need one now. Let me assure you, it's invaluable in this place. I have licked egg off my face many times here.