ATTN: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPREHENSION-IMPAIRED COCKMONGLERS...

[The Wizard]

This is why I hate filthy assistant so much.  He gets off on that shit.

Bastard would love small town America. You should see how many people here don't make it out of high school with their souls intact.

[Doktor Howl]

This is why I hate filthy assistant so much.  He gets off on that shit.

Bastard would love small town America. You should see how many people here don't make it out of high school with their souls intact.

Oh, he's a big fan of the mythical white picket fence shit.  He eats only beef and potatoes, hates Blacks, Gays, Hispanics, "Libruls", and anyone who isn't some form of Christian.

Needless to say, I make his life a litany of misery whenever possible.

[Nast]

This is why I hate filthy assistant so much.  He gets off on that shit.

Bastard would love small town America. You should see how many people here don't make it out of high school with their souls intact.

Oh, he's a big fan of the mythical white picket fence shit.  He eats only beef and potatoes, hates Blacks, Gays, Hispanics, "Libruls", and anyone who isn't some form of Christian.

Needless to say, I make his life a litany of misery whenever possible.

It's always the boring, upstanding ones who have the darkest secrets.

That's why I dislike going to the dentist.

[The Wizard]

Needless to say, I make his life a litany of misery whenever possible.

Wonderful. Make him squeel. Him and all his bastard kind.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

This is why I hate filthy assistant so much.  He gets off on that shit.

Bastard would love small town America. You should see how many people here don't make it out of high school with their souls intact.

Oh, he's a big fan of the mythical white picket fence shit.  He eats only beef and potatoes, hates Blacks, Gays, Hispanics, "Libruls", and anyone who isn't some form of Christian.

Needless to say, I make his life a litany of misery whenever possible.

What sect of christianity is he?

[Adios]

At Martin Marietta one day my boss came down. He looked directly at me and told me that my job was to make him look good. With no hesitation I said, " Damn, I need more people." He turned and walked away.

[Telarus]

At Martin Marietta one day my boss came down. He looked directly at me and told me that my job was to make him look good. With no hesitation I said, " Damn, I need more people." He turned and walked away.

[East Coast Hustle]

At Martin Marietta one day my boss came down. He looked directly at me and told me that my job was to make him look good. With no hesitation I said, " Damn, I need more people." He turned and walked away.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I dont think I could ever reach this level of butthurt and angst, even if I spent my entire life working towards it.

Don't sell yourself short.  You could be every bit as bitter and disillusioned, if you worked at it.

Like I said, I've slowed down a bit.  Old age is a motherfucker.  Back then, I could reduce a noob to howling inarticulately in 20 posts or less.

[Triple Zero]

I'm pretty sure I have never mongled a comprehension-impaired cock.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm pretty sure I have never mongled a comprehension-impaired cock.