Christine O'Donnell DELIVERS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/

I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her. 

Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.

FTFA:

Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Dictionary definition of a cocktease.

Why? How is being a naked and willing virgin more of a tease than being a naked and willing whore?

[Doktor Howl]

"I'll answer your questions after I'm a senator."
- Christine O'Donnell

*googles it*
You sure that's not Angle you're quoting?

No.  I frequently confuse the two.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-13-dumbest-christine-odonnell-quotes

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicanquotes/a/Sharron-Angle-Quotes.htm

See?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If anything, that guy was probably in her employ. How does this story do anything but enhance her reputation? She gets to be the bad girl, a little wild, got kind of drunk, naked in bed with some guy, ended up not having sex (what is up with the gratuitous explanation of how her unshaved bush was a turn-off? I call bullshit) and she comes out of it not only not really doing anything "bad", but also sounds clearly like a woman who doesn't get laid and has no idea how to go about getting laid. Obvious inexperience (cleverly left undetailed) and a genital region which she clearly doesn't consider likely to engage in any participatory exercise anytime soon.

Then she gets the support of NOW.

[Doktor Howl]

If anything, that guy was probably in her employ. How does this story do anything but enhance her reputation? She gets to be the bad girl, a little wild, got kind of drunk, naked in bed with some guy, ended up not having sex (what is up with the gratuitous explanation of how her unshaved bush was a turn-off? I call bullshit) and she comes out of it not only not really doing anything "bad", but also sounds clearly like a woman who doesn't get laid and has no idea how to go about getting laid. Obvious inexperience (cleverly left undetailed) and a genital region which she clearly doesn't consider likely to engage in any participatory exercise anytime soon.

Then she gets the support of NOW.

What I found funny about NOW's reaction is that they thought that the article would "scare women out of politics".  Right, like Gabrielle Giffords or Nancy Pelosi have ever been afraid of anything in their lives.

It seems that NOW doesn't believe that women can handle the same heat that men can handle (particularly given O'Donnell's stunt on Castle, her primary opponent).

That's not the women's movement I remember from the 70s & 80s.

[Epimetheus]

"I'll answer your questions after I'm a senator."
- Christine O'Donnell

*googles it*
You sure that's not Angle you're quoting?

No.  I frequently confuse the two.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-13-dumbest-christine-odonnell-quotes

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicanquotes/a/Sharron-Angle-Quotes.htm

See?

[Iason Ouabache]

O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/

I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her. 

Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.

FTFA:

Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Dictionary definition of a cocktease.

Why? How is being a naked and willing virgin more of a tease than being a naked and willing whore?

Forgot the other part of the quote: "And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/

I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her.  

Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.

FTFA:

Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Dictionary definition of a cocktease.

Why? How is being a naked and willing virgin more of a tease than being a naked and willing whore?

Forgot the other part of the quote: "And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night."

I thought it said "made it clear that she was not planning...."

ETA: you are correct, and I probably need new glasses...

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Okay, I admit it, I was wrong.

Pointing out hypocrisy = "slut-shaming".

Damnit Dok, this is exactly what I meant by putting words in people's mouths. You did it to Cram, now you're doing it to me.

I did not say "Pointing out hypocrisy = "slut-shaming". I said. The guy is a shitheel.

It's okay for O'Donnell to win the primary by lying about her primary candidate's sexual orientation, but not okay to tell the truth about her hypocrisy.

Again, didn't say it. It's not OK for O'Donnell to win by lying, its OK to talk about hypocrisy (as I've stated several times). And, the guy is still a shitheel.

Pointing out hypocrisy is a shameful act, which lowers the person doing it to the level of curb-stompers and squads of teabagger voter intimidation squads.

Nope... didn't say it.

It is better to be batshit politically correct, even if it means brownshirts get a free ride.

Nope, I said that I have ethics... which you seem to have morphed into that view.

Did I get everything, Rat?

Dunno, you're the one making it up.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

So which one won?

Shitheel or bushy muff?

Neither. The Democratic guy Chris Coons won.

Now Ms O'Donnell can go back to drinking and dressing like a Ladybug and the shitheel can return to a life of not getting laid 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Would he be the one that stayed out of the shitragging, or did he play too?

He's the poor sod that sat in shock during the debate where she wanted to know where the 'seperation of church and state' was in the Constitution. I dunno if he played any dirty pool, but I haven't heard of any. Also, he was facing Christine O'Donnell... so I think most of his ads were basically like "Vote for me... or she may actually win."

[Doktor Howl]

Would he be the one that stayed out of the shitragging, or did he play too?

He's the poor sod that sat in shock during the debate where she wanted to know where the 'seperation of church and state' was in the Constitution. I dunno if he played any dirty pool, but I haven't heard of any. Also, he was facing Christine O'Donnell... so I think most of his ads were basically like "Vote for me... or she may actually win."

Politician-wise, O'Donnell was the one who played dirty pool, though in the primary.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/

I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her.  

Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.

FTFA:

Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Dictionary definition of a cocktease.

Why? How is being a naked and willing virgin more of a tease than being a naked and willing whore?

Forgot the other part of the quote: "And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night."

Yes but that just means she wasn't going to allow penetration. The very next sentence:

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Exactly. Big hairy bush never turned me away from it.

Perhaps he had more to drink than he is admitting and couldn't get it to happen?

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

[Doktor Howl]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

On the other hand, the film she had made about her opponent in the primary was utter bullshit.

It's the LBJ move...Make the bastard deny it."