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Started by Adios, October 20, 2010, 02:19:46 AM

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the last yatto

Some reason I keep hearing devo's whipit except the lyrics been changed


CRAM IT CRAM IT GOOD
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 22, 2010, 07:17:21 PM
Why the hell is it that this shit usually starts when I'm not able to post here for a few days?


Cram: You suck.

Howl: You suck.

Charley: Lighten up.

And FUCK YOU, KAI.





LMNO
-into the deep end.

Go fuck yourself. Filthy Pig fucker. Yes, they squealed on you, pervert.

LMNO

Pig puns?


YOU RESORT TO PIG PUNS?


Have you no decency, sir?

Adios

Quote from: Cramulus on October 22, 2010, 07:30:57 PM
what ever

I'm not asking for special status protected from critique (like Charlie), and I'm not saying you're not allowed to comment on my comment. I'm saying you blew it way out of proportion by trolling me all over the board. And it worked - I won't get in your way any more.

I guess that makes me Bill O'Reilley.


peace out

Whoa. I wasn't asking for a fucking thing. I simply stated what would fucking happen.

You (inadvertently)  invoked The Dok and Charley Show. We do that kind of thing. It's a large part of our lovable charm. This isn't the first time we have been told we are big bad mean bullies to n00bs. Perhaps it was that last straw?

I like you, but I'll be damned if I stop being who I am because you or others say so.

Dok, had IRL shit to do, sorry to leave you hanging.

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 22, 2010, 09:08:19 PM
Pig puns?


YOU RESORT TO PIG PUNS?


Have you no decency, sir?

I always go straight for the curly.

AFK

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 22, 2010, 07:17:21 PM
Why the hell is it that this shit usually starts when I'm not able to post here for a few days?


Cram: You suck.

Howl: You suck.

Charley: Lighten up.

And FUCK YOU, KAI.





LMNO
-into the deep end.

I know how you feel.  I still don't really understand what happened.  I've been around but I have so many projects in the air right now I'm only able to give cursory attention to the board. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

I can see where Cram is coming from. I'd be pissed too, if I were him. I won't bother expecting any of the people that are antagonizing him to understand why their actions are being perceived the way they are, but yeah, I think some of you guys have been been disproportionally dickly to him. There's "hey, one of our fellow PDers said something we disagree strongly with and we're going to use snark and assholish humor to make him see our points of view" and then there's "FUCK THAT GUY AND WHAT HE THINKS LET'S FUCKING SHOW THAT FUCKER WHAT A FUCKER HE IS" and frankly, some people have seemed to embrace the latter course of action. You guys are probably lucky you pulled this shit on Cram, who doesn't seem to feel like it's worth the bother to buck up and piss in all of your boots. I'd be mailing you all 3 week old roadkill.

Either way, I hope you fuckers can find a way to work this out that doesn't leave the board poorer for the outcome.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 22, 2010, 07:17:21 PM
Why the hell is it that this shit usually starts when I'm not able to post here for a few days?


Cram: You suck.

Howl: You suck.

Charley: Lighten up.

And FUCK YOU, KAI.





LMNO
-into the deep end.

I know how you feel.  I still don't really understand what happened.  I've been around but I have so many projects in the air right now I'm only able to give cursory attention to the board. 

Short version.

Dok/Charley go batshit. Hey, it happens. It's not our fault 1/3 of the board freaked out, 1/3 of the board was in hysterics and 1/3 of the bard was pissed.

Adios

Quote from: First City Hustle on October 22, 2010, 09:28:34 PM
I can see where Cram is coming from. I'd be pissed too, if I were him. I won't bother expecting any of the people that are antagonizing him to understand why their actions are being perceived the way they are, but yeah, I think some of you guys have been been disproportionally dickly to him. There's "hey, one of our fellow PDers said something we disagree strongly with and we're going to use snark and assholish humor to make him see our points of view" and then there's "FUCK THAT GUY AND WHAT HE THINKS LET'S FUCKING SHOW THAT FUCKER WHAT A FUCKER HE IS" and frankly, some people have seemed to embrace the latter course of action. You guys are probably lucky you pulled this shit on Cram, who doesn't seem to feel like it's worth the bother to buck up and piss in all of your boots. I'd be mailing you all 3 week old roadkill.

Either way, I hope you fuckers can find a way to work this out that doesn't leave the board poorer for the outcome.

Like I said, I like Cram, always have. Did I mean for it to go to these extremes? No.

Bottom line, I don't want to lose his friendship over a fight about how I treat n00bs. I have given my word that I will ignore them.

the last yatto

If a problem comes along you must CRAM IT
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

East Coast Hustle

I don't think it's so much about how noobs are treated as it is how Cram was disrespected and shit on for voicing his opinion.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: First City Hustle on October 22, 2010, 10:44:56 PM
I don't think it's so much about how noobs are treated as it is how Cram was disrespected and shit on for voicing his opinion.

It was HOW he voiced his opinion that led me to run it back at him in a very similar, if over the top, way.

If someone posts in a sneering, condescending way - even in jest - I'm going to give them shit (in jest), just as I am given shit, and you are given shit, and anyone else here is given shit.  Rather than post about what an asshole he is - because he isn't an asshole - I, along with Charley, went on a 24 hour hippie fest binge...employing the exact same humor he employed on us.

Contrast that with my response to Cain, who voiced the exact same concern Cram did, but in a reasonable, polite manner.

If Cram can needle me, I can needle him.  Right?
Molon Lube

Jimmy Chitwood


Adios

Quote from: First City Hustle on October 22, 2010, 10:44:56 PM
I don't think it's so much about how noobs are treated as it is how Cram was disrespected and shit on for voicing his opinion.

Disrespected?

So now when I go batshit about something I am disrespecting?


This isn't going to work for me. Maybe I am the one who should move on.

Adios

Yeah, I've thought it over.

Bye.