Attn: Cramulus

[Doktor Howl]

A secret part of me is wishing that Dok was out in public with his laptop, gawking at that picture of Blinky up there, and behind him is some toothless weirdo passing by thinking--
     "The hell? Is this man lookin at kitties? Why is this man lookin at kitties???"

Yeah, but I'd just get busted for public nudity, again.

Dok,
Doesn't mix clothes and laptops.  Bet you could have gone all day without knowing that.

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh come the fuck on this is ridiculous.  This doesn't need to be blown out of proportion about hive minds and Our Sacred Security or whatever the fuck.

At one point are we not allowed to poke fun at each other without it becoming an international incident?  We've all said more caustic shit to each other on a daily basis than the post in question, and sometimes a joke is just a joke and not some biting commentary on every fiber of a person's being.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh come the fuck on this is ridiculous.  This doesn't need to be blown out of proportion about hive minds and Our Sacred Security or whatever the fuck.

At one point are we not allowed to poke fun at each other without it becoming an international incident?  We've all said more caustic shit to each other on a daily basis than the post in question, and sometimes a joke is just a joke and not some biting commentary on every fiber of a person's being.

I'm just trying to have a little fun.   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

A secret part of me is wishing that Dok was out in public with his laptop, gawking at that picture of Blinky up there, and behind him is some toothless weirdo passing by thinking--
     "The hell? Is this man lookin at kitties? Why is this man lookin at kitties???"

Yeah, but I'd just get busted for public nudity, again.

Dok,
Doesn't mix clothes and laptops.  Bet you could have gone all day without knowing that.

  why would you..  

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh come the fuck on this is ridiculous.  This doesn't need to be blown out of proportion about hive minds and Our Sacred Security or whatever the fuck.

At one point are we not allowed to poke fun at each other without it becoming an international incident?  We've all said more caustic shit to each other on a daily basis than the post in question, and sometimes a joke is just a joke and not some biting commentary on every fiber of a person's being.

I'm just trying to have a little fun.   

We aren't here for fun and games, Dok.  PD is SRS BUSINESS.  

[Doktor Howl]

A secret part of me is wishing that Dok was out in public with his laptop, gawking at that picture of Blinky up there, and behind him is some toothless weirdo passing by thinking--
     "The hell? Is this man lookin at kitties? Why is this man lookin at kitties???"

Yeah, but I'd just get busted for public nudity, again.

Dok,
Doesn't mix clothes and laptops.  Bet you could have gone all day without knowing that.

  why would you..  

Because I am a horrible cunt, obviously.

Uniform for using laptop:

Engineer boots.
Stetson.
Laptop.
Back hair.

[Adios]

Oh come the fuck on this is ridiculous.  This doesn't need to be blown out of proportion about hive minds and Our Sacred Security or whatever the fuck.

At one point are we not allowed to poke fun at each other without it becoming an international incident?  We've all said more caustic shit to each other on a daily basis than the post in question, and sometimes a joke is just a joke and not some biting commentary on every fiber of a person's being.

Hawk,
Horrible Cunt II

[Doktor Howl]

Oh come the fuck on this is ridiculous.  This doesn't need to be blown out of proportion about hive minds and Our Sacred Security or whatever the fuck.

At one point are we not allowed to poke fun at each other without it becoming an international incident?  We've all said more caustic shit to each other on a daily basis than the post in question, and sometimes a joke is just a joke and not some biting commentary on every fiber of a person's being.

I'm just trying to have a little fun.   

We aren't here for fun and games, Dok.  PD is SRS BUSINESS.  

Fun IS serious business, EoC.  Or we're just one big circle jerk.

Decide.

[Doktor Howl]

I mean, I may be reading you wrong, EoC, but it appears that Cram can use a little "caustic humor" with us, but I'm not allowed to direct any back his way?

I must be reading you wrong.

[Richter]

EOC: I beleive we are observing the necessary clash of opposing ideas, the dynamic of opposite forces which produce a result that cannot be achieved by any guideline, rule, peaceful or moderate resolution.  

That being said, my discordian side is going to club the peaceloving side of my head like a naughty harp seal, black bag it, and box it up.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

A secret part of me is wishing that Dok was out in public with his laptop, gawking at that picture of Blinky up there, and behind him is some toothless weirdo passing by thinking--
     "The hell? Is this man lookin at kitties? Why is this man lookin at kitties???"

Yeah, but I'd just get busted for public nudity, again.

Dok,
Doesn't mix clothes and laptops.  Bet you could have gone all day without knowing that.

  why would you..  

Because I am a horrible cunt, obviously.

Uniform for using laptop:

Engineer boots.
Stetson.
Laptop.
Back hair.

ANUS REQUIRES MORE WOOD!

[Doktor Howl]

A secret part of me is wishing that Dok was out in public with his laptop, gawking at that picture of Blinky up there, and behind him is some toothless weirdo passing by thinking--
     "The hell? Is this man lookin at kitties? Why is this man lookin at kitties???"

Yeah, but I'd just get busted for public nudity, again.

Dok,
Doesn't mix clothes and laptops.  Bet you could have gone all day without knowing that.

  why would you..  

Because I am a horrible cunt, obviously.

Uniform for using laptop:

Engineer boots.
Stetson.
Laptop.
Back hair.

ANUS REQUIRES MORE WOOD!

I can't interpret that in any way that won't result in me getting beaten within an inch of my miserable life.   

[Jasper]

I'm at a loss myself.  

[Adios]

I mean, I may be reading you wrong, EoC, but it appears that Cram can use a little "caustic humor" with us, but I'm not allowed to direct any back his way?

I must be reading you wrong.

My Discordianism wasn't equipped with a fucking off switch.

[Eater of Clowns]

EOC: I beleive we are observing the necessary clash of opposing ideas, the dynamic of opposite forces which produce a result that cannot be achieved by any guideline, rule, peaceful or moderate resolution.  

That being said, my discordian side is going to club the peaceloving side of my head like a naughty harp seal, black bag it, and box it up.

All well and good if it were about the guideline itself, which I believe was Cain's request.  Looks like all parties agreed to that one.

But nobody dare accuse me of being anything but a contrarian fuckwad.  "Can't we all just get along," is probably the most contrarian shit one could do on this board.    

I mean, I may be reading you wrong, EoC, but it appears that Cram can use a little "caustic humor" with us, but I'm not allowed to direct any back his way?

I must be reading you wrong.

I guess I just don't find it funny when two old bastards cry.