Mexicos last hope...

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://www.news.com.au/world/student-20-named-mexico-police-chief/story-e6frfkyi-1225941254960

A 20-YEAR-OLD female criminology student has been named police chief of a northern Mexican border town plagued by drug violence because no one else wanted the job.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hopefully she won't get killed by a cartel

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Hopefully she won't get killed by a cartel

Its either that or shes working with the cartels.

[The Johnny]

Poor rose-tinted-glasses suicidal idealist, i give her a month.

UNLESS shes got bought out by a cartel, in which case i give her two months before the opposing side gets her.

[The Johnny]

And you insult me saying something like a nab would be Mexico's last hope.

Lopez Obrador is Mexico´s last hope *wink* *cough* *wink*

[Triple Zero]

Sounds like a job for MACHETE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And you insult me saying something like a nab would be Mexico's last hope.

Lopez Obrador is Mexico´s last hope *wink* *cough* *wink*

I'm an American. I have no idea what you're talking about and that's ok because we got the bomb.

That said, I fully welcome you to get a job here in the US, especially illegally, just to piss off all the motherfuckers I want to punch repeatedly.

[The Johnny]

Lopez Obrador is the SOCIALIST might be candidate. He lost 4 years ago to conservative PAN party by about 3%... a lot of people called fraud, made a big fuzz, but then nothing much came of it.

He probably will run for 2012 for PRD or a coalition with Green and PT.

BTW, working illegally is a win/lose position from the capitalist/immigrant point of view. Teabaggers, of course, that are ideologically driven, dont care about money or logic...

[East Coast Hustle]

Poor rose-tinted-glasses suicidal idealist, i give her a month.

UNLESS shes got bought out by a cartel, in which case i give her two months before the opposing side gets her.

I admire your optimism.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Lopez Obrador is the SOCIALIST might be candidate. He lost 4 years ago to conservative PAN party by about 3%... a lot of people called fraud, made a big fuzz, but then nothing much came of it.

He probably will run for 2012 for PRD or a coalition with Green and PT.

BTW, working illegally is a win/lose position from the capitalist/immigrant point of view. Teabaggers, of course, that are ideologically driven, dont care about money or logic...

Ok, so then I encourage you to move here and gain American citizenship. Doesn't matter anyway, America is fucked.

[The Johnny]

Lopez Obrador is the SOCIALIST might be candidate. He lost 4 years ago to conservative PAN party by about 3%... a lot of people called fraud, made a big fuzz, but then nothing much came of it.

He probably will run for 2012 for PRD or a coalition with Green and PT.

BTW, working illegally is a win/lose position from the capitalist/immigrant point of view. Teabaggers, of course, that are ideologically driven, dont care about money or logic...

Ok, so then I encourage you to move here and gain American citizenship. Doesn't matter anyway, America is fucked.

Theres a thing called the "Green Card Lottery" which is just ridiculous.

Look, to get a tourist visa, they make you jump thru fucking hoops, such as making an appointment to get to the embassy 6 months in advance. You have to get there 2 hours early. You have to go into a 2 mile line of people. YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF BELTS AND SHOES and pass thru 3 security checkpoints. Then you have to fillout forms, wait for another 2 hours. Talk to an immigration agent. THEN you get a 3 month permit to travel.

Fuck that. Fuck that in the A. For that much hassle id much rather go to Europe. x10000000000000000

[Disco Pickle]

Lopez Obrador is the SOCIALIST might be candidate. He lost 4 years ago to conservative PAN party by about 3%... a lot of people called fraud, made a big fuzz, but then nothing much came of it.

He probably will run for 2012 for PRD or a coalition with Green and PT.

BTW, working illegally is a win/lose position from the capitalist/immigrant point of view. Teabaggers, of course, that are ideologically driven, dont care about money or logic...

Ok, so then I encourage you to move here and gain American citizenship. Doesn't matter anyway, America is fucked.

Theres a thing called the "Green Card Lottery" which is just ridiculous.

Look, to get a tourist visa, they make you jump thru fucking hoops, such as making an appointment to get to the embassy 6 months in advance. You have to get there 2 hours early. You have to go into a 2 mile line of people. YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF BELTS AND SHOES and pass thru 3 security checkpoints. Then you have to fillout forms, wait for another 2 hours. Talk to an immigration agent. THEN you get a 3 month permit to travel.

Fuck that. Fuck that in the A. For that much hassle id much rather go to Europe. x10000000000000000

I did some reading on the process because I'll eventually want my son and his mother to come visit the states from mexico.  Is it true that you need to be able to provide proof of income in some form, like a minimum bank balance, in order to get a tourist visa to the states?

In fact, I may have several other questions you might help me with, as soon as I can remember the rest of them.  Any help is greatly appreciated.

[Disco Pickle]

Was your son born in Mexico?

My neighbor informs me he made sure his wife gave birth over here for that exact reason.

yep.  couldn't get her to come here.  she gets all of her american from TV though so i couldn't really blame her.

now I get to take a vacation to mexico at least once a year.

[Disco Pickle]

aw heck. Not a bad thing he was born in mexico, but it means MOER paperworks. :9

edit: just popped over to ask for you and he says fill in a DS-160 Non-Immigrant Visa Electronic Application.

https://ceac.state.gov/genniv/

takes 28 days or so to process, you should be good to go after that.

However, you may be required to remove all metal objects from your person as you use the airport, if that's not too big of an affront to you dignity, you should be cool.

michisimas gracias

[Disco Pickle]

not a problem man. I'm all for helping people with imigration issues, as I'm trapped in the red tape mine meself.

it's either a visa or building him a rocket pack and having him meet me on the other side of the Rio Grande