ATTN: ADMIN TEAM (and everyone else, for the sake of transparency)

[Don Coyote]

Fuck it. I made a right ass of myself and got insulted 5 different ways when I got here. I had no ideas at all what caliber of asshats I was going to be dealing with here. I knew jack and shit about your crazy religion. If people come here as Discordians and they can't take the fucking abuse they garner by doing shit they know will piss people off then they can piss off. If they don't know any fucking better then they should piss off, grow a thicker hide(the internet is not fucking serious business), or shut the fuck up and read the warning stickies. All I knew after coming here was that i could expect to get some kind of hazing, and i decided to just fuck it and post what I want to post and damn the shit storms.

I apologize.

Naw don't. It is just the way you are, and I was a right ass and deserved about half the shit sent my way.

I think someone's got a case of the Mondays.

naw. I just don't think being all touchy-feelly hippy love fest is a good idea. I would have actually left if yall were a bunch of fluffly wuffy hippy anarachists.

Keep being assholes.

That's because you don't have the right values, Coyote.  You're going to wreck everything.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to Enya tunes.

...

They're soothing, unlike all that angry music I used to listen to.

So out with the Stones, and in with Neil Sedaka!

There is no emote to describe my feelings.

[Doktor Howl]

Try Celtic Women.

ON IT!

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck it. I made a right ass of myself and got insulted 5 different ways when I got here. I had no ideas at all what caliber of asshats I was going to be dealing with here. I knew jack and shit about your crazy religion. If people come here as Discordians and they can't take the fucking abuse they garner by doing shit they know will piss people off then they can piss off. If they don't know any fucking better then they should piss off, grow a thicker hide(the internet is not fucking serious business), or shut the fuck up and read the warning stickies. All I knew after coming here was that i could expect to get some kind of hazing, and i decided to just fuck it and post what I want to post and damn the shit storms.

I apologize.

Naw don't. It is just the way you are, and I was a right ass and deserved about half the shit sent my way.

I think someone's got a case of the Mondays.

naw. I just don't think being all touchy-feelly hippy love fest is a good idea. I would have actually left if yall were a bunch of fluffly wuffy hippy anarachists.

Keep being assholes.

That's because you don't have the right values, Coyote.  You're going to wreck everything.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to Enya tunes.

...

They're soothing, unlike all that angry music I used to listen to.

So out with the Stones, and in with Neil Sedaka!

There is no emote to describe my feelings.

How about ?

[Don Coyote]

Fuck it. I made a right ass of myself and got insulted 5 different ways when I got here. I had no ideas at all what caliber of asshats I was going to be dealing with here. I knew jack and shit about your crazy religion. If people come here as Discordians and they can't take the fucking abuse they garner by doing shit they know will piss people off then they can piss off. If they don't know any fucking better then they should piss off, grow a thicker hide(the internet is not fucking serious business), or shut the fuck up and read the warning stickies. All I knew after coming here was that i could expect to get some kind of hazing, and i decided to just fuck it and post what I want to post and damn the shit storms.

I apologize.

Naw don't. It is just the way you are, and I was a right ass and deserved about half the shit sent my way.

I think someone's got a case of the Mondays.

naw. I just don't think being all touchy-feelly hippy love fest is a good idea. I would have actually left if yall were a bunch of fluffly wuffy hippy anarachists.

Keep being assholes.

That's because you don't have the right values, Coyote.  You're going to wreck everything.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to Enya tunes.

...

They're soothing, unlike all that angry music I used to listen to.

So out with the Stones, and in with Neil Sedaka!

There is no emote to describe my feelings.

How about ?

I WILL KILL A MUTHA FUCKA!!!! WHERE IS MY SHANKING KNIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Adios]

Fuck it. I made a right ass of myself and got insulted 5 different ways when I got here. I had no ideas at all what caliber of asshats I was going to be dealing with here. I knew jack and shit about your crazy religion. If people come here as Discordians and they can't take the fucking abuse they garner by doing shit they know will piss people off then they can piss off. If they don't know any fucking better then they should piss off, grow a thicker hide(the internet is not fucking serious business), or shut the fuck up and read the warning stickies. All I knew after coming here was that i could expect to get some kind of hazing, and i decided to just fuck it and post what I want to post and damn the shit storms.

I apologize.

Naw don't. It is just the way you are, and I was a right ass and deserved about half the shit sent my way.

I think someone's got a case of the Mondays.

naw. I just don't think being all touchy-feelly hippy love fest is a good idea. I would have actually left if yall were a bunch of fluffly wuffy hippy anarachists.

Keep being assholes.

That's because you don't have the right values, Coyote.  You're going to wreck everything.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to Enya tunes.

...

They're soothing, unlike all that angry music I used to listen to.

So out with the Stones, and in with Neil Sedaka!

There is no emote to describe my feelings.

How about ?

I WILL KILL A MUTHA FUCKA!!!! WHERE IS MY SHANKING KNIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!

I think you should calm down. Chant with me.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck it. I made a right ass of myself and got insulted 5 different ways when I got here. I had no ideas at all what caliber of asshats I was going to be dealing with here. I knew jack and shit about your crazy religion. If people come here as Discordians and they can't take the fucking abuse they garner by doing shit they know will piss people off then they can piss off. If they don't know any fucking better then they should piss off, grow a thicker hide(the internet is not fucking serious business), or shut the fuck up and read the warning stickies. All I knew after coming here was that i could expect to get some kind of hazing, and i decided to just fuck it and post what I want to post and damn the shit storms.

I apologize.

Naw don't. It is just the way you are, and I was a right ass and deserved about half the shit sent my way.

I think someone's got a case of the Mondays.

naw. I just don't think being all touchy-feelly hippy love fest is a good idea. I would have actually left if yall were a bunch of fluffly wuffy hippy anarachists.

Keep being assholes.

That's because you don't have the right values, Coyote.  You're going to wreck everything.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to Enya tunes.

...

They're soothing, unlike all that angry music I used to listen to.

So out with the Stones, and in with Neil Sedaka!

There is no emote to describe my feelings.

How about ?

I WILL KILL A MUTHA FUCKA!!!! WHERE IS MY SHANKING KNIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!

You know, that sort of rage could be a symptom of an impacted bowel.  Have you considered having your colon irrigated?

[Don Coyote]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND YOU HIPPY SHIT!!!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Adios]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND YOU HIPPY SHIT!!!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Do you need a hug?

[Doktor Howl]

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND YOU HIPPY SHIT!!!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

You should try a little valarian root.

[Jasper]

Or a 20 oz. can of red bull.

They sell those now.  They cost five dollars.

FUCK I love living in a repressed drug culture.

[Adios]

Or a 20 oz. can of red bull.

They sell those now.  They cost five dollars.

FUCK I love living in a repressed drug culture.

You should burn a candle instead. Much more soothing. I love you all.

[Doktor Howl]

Or a 20 oz. can of red bull.

They sell those now.  They cost five dollars.

FUCK I love living in a repressed drug culture.

Oh, that can't be healthy.  Your chakras would get all unbalanced.

[Adios]

Or a 20 oz. can of red bull.

They sell those now.  They cost five dollars.

FUCK I love living in a repressed drug culture.

Oh, that can't be healthy.  Your chakras would get all unbalanced.

I will be happy to lend you my chakra candles, a different color for each one.

[the last yatto]

Rockstar goes upto 32 oz and mixes well with ild english

[Adios]

Rockstar goes upto 32 oz and mixes well with ild english

How about a cup of hot cocoa instead?