I AM AT HIPSTER BAR

[Suu]

Again! FUCK! Ohshit Ommegang on tap. RICHTER COME SAVE ME!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

which ommegang?

actually it doesn't matter. they're all just ok. except the hennepin. screw you hennepin 

[Doktor Howl]

Again! FUCK! Ohshit Ommegang on tap. RICHTER COME SAVE ME!

Warned you about that shit.

[Suu]

Keith is soloing. I had to represent!

[Adios]

I loooooove Hipsters!

[Doktor Howl]

Keith is soloing. I had to represent!

Shit yeah.  I want to see him perform again.  He's like having Hank Sr and Johnny Cash rolled into one little irresponsible ball.

[Cuddlefish]

What else is new?

-dimo-
calls it how he sees it.

[Doktor Howl]

What else is new?

-dimo-
calls it how he sees it.

Like YOU have ANY business complaining about anyone else's bar, or beer.

[Cuddlefish]

What else is new?

-dimo-
calls it how he sees it.

Like YOU have ANY business complaining about anyone else's bar, or beer.

Hey, man, sometimes you just have to take what you get. It's not like I decide where to drink, I go where it's cheap/free. Suu, well, she's a willing participant...

[Suu]

Keith is soloing. I had to represent!

Shit yeah.  I want to see him perform again.  He's like having Hank Sr and Johnny Cash rolled into one little irresponsible ball.

Between GS, Garz, Testa, and myself, we heckled him (in a loving way of course) so bad we pissed off the hipsters left and right. You should have seen the mass exodus when he played Gail the Whale, and we all ran up front and sang along.

When I walked into Tazza, the place was pretty empty, so the cheesedicks that WERE in there gave me the "you're not one of us" sneer, so I sneered back the "I can play the 'holier than thou' game too" look. I guess I just didn't look uncool enough to be cool.

...And then I saw Ommegang Abbey Ale on tap. It kinda tastes like apple juice...at 9% alcohol.

I did run into some former coworkers from Steeple Street, in which there was much "Oh shit there I was" before Keith and GS decided to show up about an hour after I was stuck there alone.

Fortunately it wasn't a rotating set, he was the headliner though, so I had to wait through some horrid acts, but there were no ukuleles!  This one guy was actually pretty good. He was using midis and played the blues. I'm sure GS can elaborate more on that.

[Richter]

Damnit, can't believe I missed that.  Advance warning for future hipster assaults plz.

[Suu]

Damnit, can't believe I missed that.  Advance warning for future hipster assaults plz.

LRN 2 FACEBOOK. Keith posts all of his shows there...that and It was sorta on a whim, since I finished my midterm and just walked across the street.

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WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGAWATT?!!

[Richter]

WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGAWATT?!!

GIGAPLEASE.

AMIRITE?

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