I am confused by everyone's usernames.

[Golden Applesauce]

I've realized that I have no idea what name several of you spags are going under ATM.  Or, rather, who is behind several usernames.

Roll call plz?

[Jasper]

Sigmatic is previously Felix.  I forget whether you knew that or not.

[Doktor Howl]

I've realized that I have no idea what name several of you spags are going under ATM.  Or, rather, who is behind several usernames.

Roll call plz?

I knew a guy named TGRR once, but he died.

[Golden Applesauce]

I remember you, Felix, although I was briefly confused by "No u" using your old avatar.  TGRR I remember, and most of the people with 5 digit postcounts.

Faust and ECH are different people, right?

[Doktor Howl]

I you, Felix, although I was briefly confused by "No u" using your old avatar.  TGRR I remember, and most of the people with 5 digit postcounts.

Faust and ECH are different people, right?

Yes.  Faust is a potato-sucking papist bog-trotter from Ireland, who has habits too disgusting to properly explain on a SFW board.

ECH is a wanted bank robber and counterfeiter from the Canadian province of Maine.  He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.  He strangled Oakland (Note:  this is not some obscure sports reference).  His former name was D.B. Cooper, and he has a penchant for grassy knolls.  He is illegal in 36 states, and the republic of Guam.

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Dok Howl is actually Cram who is infected with a fungus.

Eventually he will climb a stop sign and his head will explode into spores.

[minuspace]

was empty space that fell out of a padded puddle hopper...

[Doktor Howl]

Dok Howl is actually Cram who is infected with a fungus.

Yes, I am in fact Cram.

But you'll never get the bastard to admit it.

[Freeky]

I'm AKK. No really!

[Doktor Howl]

I'm AKK. No really!

I CAN SMELL YOUR OUTLANDISHNESS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLASMA SCREEN!

[Freeky]

I'm AKK. No really!

I CAN SMELL YOUR OUTLANDISHNESS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLASMA SCREEN!

I AM AN ARTISTE!

[Doktor Howl]

I'm AKK. No really!

I CAN SMELL YOUR OUTLANDISHNESS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLASMA SCREEN!

I AM AN ARTISTE!

GENIUS IS PAIN!

(or Payne?  )

[Freeky]

I'm AKK. No really!

I CAN SMELL YOUR OUTLANDISHNESS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLASMA SCREEN!

I AM AN ARTISTE!

GENIUS IS PAIN!

(or Payne?  )

YOU ALL WISH YOUWERE ME, GETTING ALL THE SWEET ASS I CAN HANDLE! EVERY NIGHT! WITH REAL WOMEN! YEAH!

[Doktor Howl]

I'm AKK. No really!

I CAN SMELL YOUR OUTLANDISHNESS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLASMA SCREEN!

I AM AN ARTISTE!

GENIUS IS PAIN!

(or Payne?  )

YOU ALL WISH YOUWERE ME, GETTING ALL THE SWEET ASS I CAN HANDLE! EVERY NIGHT! WITH REAL WOMEN! YEAH!

YOU KNOW WHY NOBODY LIKED YOKO?  BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN AND SHE'S ORIENTAL, THAT'S WHY!

[Freeky]

I'm AKK. No really!

I CAN SMELL YOUR OUTLANDISHNESS RIGHT THROUGH MY PLASMA SCREEN!

I AM AN ARTISTE!

GENIUS IS PAIN!

(or Payne?  )

YOU ALL WISH YOUWERE ME, GETTING ALL THE SWEET ASS I CAN HANDLE! EVERY NIGHT! WITH REAL WOMEN! YEAH!

YOU KNOW WHY NOBODY LIKED YOKO?  BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN AND SHE'S ORIENTAL, THAT'S WHY!

AND NOT AS TALENTED AS ME. NOONE IS