How Discordianism Got Me a Free Cup of Coffee

[the last yatto]

'It's not even worth going there'

Excuse me I have a shoe to eat

[Doktor Howl]

'It's not even worth going there'

Excuse me I have a shoe to eat

I hear potassium cyanide makes that taste better.

You should try it.

[themenniss]

I hear potassium cyanide makes that taste better.

You should try it.

I tried it and now i feel much better.

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Women talk the jargon of shattered flowerbeds
The sick talk from pain
Stones from stoniness
The stars mumble the gravitation of light.
To the prophet and illusionist the voice lends revelations.
The meadows are littered with alphabets of ants,
the cantilena of towns is a criss-cross of errands.

Only freedom speaks the pathos of its own being,
which is freedom.
That speech is on the boundary.
It convenes the whole world
at the human ear.
Encircles us, as death encircles life.
Like wide-open doors we flap in time,
the hundred times safeguarded secret
of worthlessness.

[Payne]

I have a confession to make:

I don't give a shit about GS, never have.

However, that isn't any kind of judgement on him, or on Suu. Or Richter or anyone else (not even Herbert). I just never really got him.

All I know is that Suu sent me money to go get a pint or two of beer on my birthday, that she's doing awesome just now (despite dating GS, Nigel) and from what I can see she's happier now than she was a couple years back (or whenever it was, I forget the timeline).

If GS has any hand in that (and I can't see how he doesn't), then I can get behind him, and forgive him his little failings, as I would hope people forgive me mine. Correct him, debate him, maybe rip into him a little.... But I'd still forgive him.

That is all.

[Jimmy Chitwood]

Krispy creme or GTFO

I love this guy, SRSLY.

[Doktor Howl]

Krispy creme or GTFO

I love this guy, SRSLY.

That pretty much guarantees he'll stab you in the back at some point.

Just saying.

[Doktor Howl]

I have a confession to make:

I don't give a shit about GS, never have.

However, that isn't any kind of judgement on him, or on Suu. Or Richter or anyone else (not even Herbert). I just never really got him.

All I know is that Suu sent me money to go get a pint or two of beer on my birthday, that she's doing awesome just now (despite dating GS, Nigel) and from what I can see she's happier now than she was a couple years back (or whenever it was, I forget the timeline).

If GS has any hand in that (and I can't see how he doesn't), then I can get behind him, and forgive him his little failings, as I would hope people forgive me mine. Correct him, debate him, maybe rip into him a little.... But I'd still forgive him.

That is all.

I've met Nigel and Suu IRL, and I like them both.  They're both good people.

I really wish this hadn't happened.

[Jimmy Chitwood]

To bring this thread back on track:

Has anybody used their mindfuck abilities to get freebies?

Mindfuck or  social engineering :P

How to get free pizza:
Hangout in lobby of pizza place, order breadsticks if the cashier starts to get weird
remember the name and order of another customer
Wait twenty minutes or so

Call store saying your the other customer and that you ordered x
but they gave you something else, if you were able to blend in with the other group go back
Otherwise get someone else to return to store for free pizza

[Payne]

I have a confession to make:

I don't give a shit about GS, never have.

However, that isn't any kind of judgement on him, or on Suu. Or Richter or anyone else (not even Herbert). I just never really got him.

All I know is that Suu sent me money to go get a pint or two of beer on my birthday, that she's doing awesome just now (despite dating GS, Nigel) and from what I can see she's happier now than she was a couple years back (or whenever it was, I forget the timeline).

If GS has any hand in that (and I can't see how he doesn't), then I can get behind him, and forgive him his little failings, as I would hope people forgive me mine. Correct him, debate him, maybe rip into him a little.... But I'd still forgive him.

That is all.

I've met Nigel and Suu IRL, and I like them both.  They're both good people.

I really wish this hadn't happened.

I owe Suu a beer or two. I owe Nigel homage.

These are the same things in Scotland.

What is with this place lately, Dok? Am I failing as a Holy Man^tm?

[the last yatto]

Krispy creme or GTFO

I love this guy, SRSLY.

That pretty much guarantees he'll stab you in the back at some point.

Just saying.

Slow, don't come between this one and a punchline

Seen that train wreck many times

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have a confession to make:

I don't give a shit about GS, never have.

However, that isn't any kind of judgement on him, or on Suu. Or Richter or anyone else (not even Herbert). I just never really got him.

All I know is that Suu sent me money to go get a pint or two of beer on my birthday, that she's doing awesome just now (despite dating GS, Nigel) and from what I can see she's happier now than she was a couple years back (or whenever it was, I forget the timeline).

If GS has any hand in that (and I can't see how he doesn't), then I can get behind him, and forgive him his little failings, as I would hope people forgive me mine. Correct him, debate him, maybe rip into him a little.... But I'd still forgive him.

That is all.

I've met Nigel and Suu IRL, and I like them both.  They're both good people.

I really wish this hadn't happened.

I owe Suu a beer or two. I owe Nigel homage.

These are the same things in Scotland.

What is with this place lately, Dok? Am I failing as a Holy Man^tm?

It's probably a combination of people being broke, tense, stressed, and living in fucked-up political times.

Homage?  It sounds like a good thing, but I don't know why the Messiah™ would owe me that...

[Doktor Howl]

I have a confession to make:

I don't give a shit about GS, never have.

However, that isn't any kind of judgement on him, or on Suu. Or Richter or anyone else (not even Herbert). I just never really got him.

All I know is that Suu sent me money to go get a pint or two of beer on my birthday, that she's doing awesome just now (despite dating GS, Nigel) and from what I can see she's happier now than she was a couple years back (or whenever it was, I forget the timeline).

If GS has any hand in that (and I can't see how he doesn't), then I can get behind him, and forgive him his little failings, as I would hope people forgive me mine. Correct him, debate him, maybe rip into him a little.... But I'd still forgive him.

That is all.

I've met Nigel and Suu IRL, and I like them both.  They're both good people.

I really wish this hadn't happened.

I owe Suu a beer or two. I owe Nigel homage.

These are the same things in Scotland.

What is with this place lately, Dok? Am I failing as a Holy Man^tm?

It's probably a combination of people being broke, tense, stressed, and living in fucked-up political times.

Homage?  It sounds like a good thing, but I don't know why the Messiah™ would owe me that...

Typo.  He meant to say frommage.

He owes you cheese.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have a confession to make:

I don't give a shit about GS, never have.

However, that isn't any kind of judgement on him, or on Suu. Or Richter or anyone else (not even Herbert). I just never really got him.

All I know is that Suu sent me money to go get a pint or two of beer on my birthday, that she's doing awesome just now (despite dating GS, Nigel) and from what I can see she's happier now than she was a couple years back (or whenever it was, I forget the timeline).

If GS has any hand in that (and I can't see how he doesn't), then I can get behind him, and forgive him his little failings, as I would hope people forgive me mine. Correct him, debate him, maybe rip into him a little.... But I'd still forgive him.

That is all.

I've met Nigel and Suu IRL, and I like them both.  They're both good people.

I really wish this hadn't happened.

I owe Suu a beer or two. I owe Nigel homage.

These are the same things in Scotland.

What is with this place lately, Dok? Am I failing as a Holy Man^tm?

It's probably a combination of people being broke, tense, stressed, and living in fucked-up political times.

Homage?  It sounds like a good thing, but I don't know why the Messiah™ would owe me that...

Typo.  He meant to say frommage.

He owes you cheese.

Oh fuck, I am SO down with that!

[Doktor Howl]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT DON'T BULLSHIT ME WOMAN, YOU'D EAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SHIT OH CRAP I THINK I JUST CHEESED IN MY PANCE YOU KNOW YOU DID!