How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass

[The Johnny]

Wrong target audience i guess.

I could bet a lot of us here havent done such a thing.

[the last yatto]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

[the last yatto]

Faust, its high on the list when people are on a campaign against yuo

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

Childhood fights don't count IMO. The reason people tell little boys that it is never OK to hit a girl is because they're preparing them for adulthood, in which size, strength and aggression make it a dangerous idea to accept.

[Faust]

Faust, its high on the list when people are on a campaign against yuo

I only just saw what this was in reference too. I was wondering why you were posting this.

[the last yatto]

You my reference

[Doktor Howl]

Faust, its high on the list when people are on a campaign against yuo

The only one who campaigned against you was YOU, jackass.

[the last yatto]

 

'Thetis friends were telling her to dump me.'

[Doktor Howl]

 

'Thetis friends were telling her to dump me.'

And you only bit her once.  How unreasonable.

[Golden Applesauce]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

Childhood fights don't count IMO. The reason people tell little boys that it is never OK to hit a girl is because they're preparing them for adulthood, in which size, strength and aggression make it a dangerous idea to accept.

I socked a girl in sixth grade because she was confusing "boys should not hit girls" with "boys can not hit girls."  People get really mean if they think you can't do anything about it.

[the last yatto]

Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

[Doktor Howl]

Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

I thought it was 'roids?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

Childhood fights don't count IMO. The reason people tell little boys that it is never OK to hit a girl is because they're preparing them for adulthood, in which size, strength and aggression make it a dangerous idea to accept.

I socked a girl in sixth grade because she was confusing "boys should not hit girls" with "boys can not hit girls."  People get really mean if they think you can't do anything about it.

IMO that's a pretty valid reason to hit a girl. Especially in sixth grade, when almost all girls are bigger than almost all boys.

There are good reasons to make exceptions to the "never strike a woman" rule, but in general it's a good rule.

[the last yatto]

Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

I thought it was 'roids?

Two different events, promised her id would not  do anything she wouldn't approve of.

Tho it was fun hanging out with the mimes that day

[Doktor Howl]

Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

I thought it was 'roids?

Two different events, promised her id do anything she wouldn't approve of.

Tho it was fun hanging out with the mimes that day

So, wait.  You bit her hand twice?